What About The Kentucky Lizard Man????????????????

                                What is it with The Lizard Man?  Does he get around, or what?  Or does every state have its own variation?

                                   In one of the lesser stories  within the horror anthology, "Haunted Nights," I just posted about, one of the lesser stories referenced the Kentucky Lizard Man.  When I did some research, I found this legend is located around Stephensport, KY.  A man now 49-years-old, claims he witnessed the thing looking at him through his window at night, when he was a young boy.  The kid was probably using some KY himself, so hot jerking off into that tube sock he confused his homo erotic 60's Aquaman fantasies--and who can blame him for that?--with some hot, chesty green thing, like Lizard Man.

                                   Supposedly, there is one, or, at least another, in Scrape Ore Swamp, around Lee County, South Carolina!!!!!!!!!!  Blood kin, or what?  Hey, did they get as far north as Jersey?  The Pine Barrens and the Marshlands--you know, out along the train tracks to New York, and out over the Meadowlands, where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?--would be perfect for a Jersey Lizard.

                                     Jersey has enough to call its own, God knows.

                                     I am telling you, those Big Green Men are hotties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!