Friday, February 8, 2019

Some Fashion Tips For Spring, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

         
                                  With hopes turned forward to Spring, it is time to think about upcoming fashions, and, darlings, I am convinced collars have been ignored, of late.  Look at this shirt, with a stunning butterfly collar.  It is time this collar needs a much needed return, and I am all for it!  A restoration of a world of style and elegant graciousness.


Then, there is the Peter Pan Collar dress.  This has all sorts of functions. On little girls, it restores a childhood innocence, that is SO lacking today.  On older, adolescent females, it gives them that touch of ingenue, Audrey Hepburn sophistication that should be back in vogue today. As for beyond those life stages, it can transfer one into a professional, but not a bitch, career woman, or an accepted spinster.  In any case this look deserves a return, and I hope we see its rebirth this year!!!!!!!!!
Now, on the right, we have the Little Lord Fauntleroy collar.  Darlings, isn't this just precious?  The purpose of restoring this is to how to teach boys to be a gentleman from the playpen up, so they don't emerge as Neo-Nazi, White Supremacists, hanging out on Staten Island, which they never get off of, because, if born there, who the hell would want to?  Only very smart people, and the borough is not famous for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, by adolescence, classmates may sneer, but fuck them!  You just tell yourself, that, by wearing this collar, you are more elegant and poised than they are.  And when you go out in the real world, you will be as dressed as a pearled oyster!

Meaning, you will have the most elegant look, and be accustomed to it, having worn it all your life, while later day imitators will never adjust.  Just wearing this helps exude elegance!

So give these three a chance, darlings!  It is time to return to the glamour and elegance that once graced the fashion world!

Not tarted up tramps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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