Do NOT Go To The Beach, This Memorial Day Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    OK, girls, here is the thing!

                                    All my life, the period from Memorial to Labor Day have always been the most magical 80 plus days of the year.  This year, that magic is going to have to be man made, and I have some ideas.

                                      But first, let me say, while Govs. Cuomo and Murphy, along with Dr. Barbot, have been the sanest to listen to, I have to wonder about Murphy's decision to open up the beaches.


                                       Hon, are you crazy?

                                       And, people, if you go you are even crazier!

                                       Just look at this picture!  That is what you will get!  Whatever is open will be mobbed, and possibly more pandemonium, like at the Cape Cod Polar Cave Ice Cream Parlor, because people will use frustration as an excuse to throw all caution to the winds.  Which means more COVID19 spiking, and how about the children, now?  Children are so seduced by amusement parks; I was at that age, so they will just go running anywhere they please.

                                        And here is something else.  It's not going to be like other summers.  Beach capacity will be limited, and enforced, so will masks, and social distancing, and the rides and arcades are going to remain closed.   So, darlings, what is the point of even going?

                                         But some will.  And with all the talk about the virus returning in the Fall, look no further than here.

                                          Decisions like opening beaches, and disregard for rules, will cause another spike in the pandemic!

                                          However, there is a remedy to all this.  You can have the beach experience in your house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darlings, let me tell you, you can have your own beach experience at home.  You can be a "Beach Bunny, Catchin' Rays!"  Here is how to do it.

For the rays, pull up all the shades in your living room, so the sunlight comes pouring in.

Next, put on your favorite, and most fetching bikini!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Third, get some props--a plastic palm tree, a Summer umbrella and beach chairs!

Make sure there are plenty of cool drinks on hand, because, for sure, girls, you are going to want to drink!  Alcohol or not, who cares, as long as it is cool and refreshing??????????????

Lastly turn on whatever music device you use, and swing and sway to Connie Francis, singing "Where The Boys Are!"

Here is Connie to sing it for you!

So, who needs to go to the beach!

Keep your sanity, and your health, as well as those of others!