"T'was the night before the Election, And all through the house. Everyone prayed the louse would be out.
The stockings were hung by the chimney, with care. In hope that Joe Biden would soon bring fresh air.
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds, While visions of Democracy danced in their heads.
And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, Stood before the TV, in fear, and enrapt.
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I said, "What the hell?," to see what was the matter. Awed and afraid, I saw White Supremacists, Burning down houses, their grammar so senseless.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, Revealed pictures of hatemongering swastikas below. When what to my wandering eyes should appear, But a male super spreader, with a sexual leer. With a stride, so narcissistic and quick, I knew in a minute Trump would make me sick.
More rapid than eagles his sycophants came. And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name, "Now, Kavanaugh, Barr, and Coney Barrett On Huckabee Sanders, you fat pig of a vixen. To the top of the house, to the top of the wall, Now grovel, ass wipe, and worship me, all."
As dry leaves, before the wild hurricane fly, All mounted the Donald, around his fat thighs. So, into the White House the sellouts all drew, Thinking that Covid 19 was the flu.
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The spewing of excrement from each, that was proof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the whole crappy mess came overhead, with a bound.
He looked like a pig, his skin Asian Orange, His clothes were all tarnished with immigrant outrage. A bundle of misery followed him, on track. And he looked like a satyr, decrepit with age.
The stump of a dildo he clutched in one hand While, with the other, he fondled his man. Though still hot for Putin, still fat was his belly, Far too much fast food, and Welch's grape jelly.
He was ugly and gross, An obese, morbid soul. And I puked, when I saw him lose his bowel control. A wink of an eye, and a twist of his head, Meant hunting for pussy was his main intent.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work. Bringing misery to all, the dumb, fucking jerk. And laying a finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up his asshole he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, Snidely leaving things in a great pickle. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, "Fuck you all, you dumb slobs, And to all, Hell at night."
The Raving Queen--Good Luck on Election Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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