For decades, girls, Blythe Danner has been the acme of Main Line Glamour, unseen since Grace Kelly!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Danner has always been of such radiant perfection, who would think she would have to cope with something like health issues????????
Well, apparently, she does. She does this wonderful commercial for the medication Prolia. I love the opening--A stage manager says to Blythe, going onstage, "Break a leg," to which she wittily replies, "I used to love hearing that line!", then goes into her condition, and what she does for it!
Girls, I am here to tell you to listen to Blythe! Men get osteoporosis, too, so don't think having a penis gets you off Scott free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not necessarily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for bones, and damage, I, lambs, am a veteran of many falls--down subway stairs, on the street into an ice puddle, (in fact, I feel the last was responsible for my badly herniated left disc, back in 1996!!!!!!!!) and as we all, ahem, "mature," darlings, equilibrium and maintaining such becomes matters of greater importance.
As Christine Pedi, the wonderful comic/impersonator says in the YouTube video "Shit Liza Minnelli Says"--"Two hips, one knee--none of them is mine!" We don't want to be caught like that, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, thank Heaven we have Blythe to inspire us not just with her acting, but with her pragmatism!!!!!!!!!! Which is why the acting career has lasted so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here I thought, all it took to being Blythe Danner, was to arise, stretch, and throw back your hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still want to know who does her hair!!!!!!!!!! Think what they can do for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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