You gotta love New Jersey, darlings, because, for those of you who have never lived there, everything you have heard is absolutely TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For nearly twenty years now, en route to friends and relatives, I have ridden back and forth along Route 3. And there is always one landmark I look for, to guide me, the Tick Tock Diner.
It is SO Jersey diner looking, who could resist? No, I have never eaten there, though I have wanted to, for a long time, and, who knows, someday soon, I just might.
But who would think it would become a place of gang warfare???????????
Once again, it is good old GREED to the rescue. The manager, apparently feels he is not reaping the share of profits from the eatery that he should be, and so, because of that, he wants to have his uncle, who is the owner, killed!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't this just like "The Sopranos?" You just can't make this stuff up, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me tell you something. If the owner's nephew, who is in his mid-forties, is working for his uncle, it's pretty much a sure thing he was a failure at everything else. Mommy probably asked Uncle to give Sonny Boy a job, because what else was he going to do??????????? Bet he is still living with those parents, loves!!!!!!!!!! Instead of being grateful he has stability at one the Garden's State most well known eating spots, he simply wants a bigger bite of the pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone should bite him, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe the uncle should fire the nephew, or hire someone to go after him. Make him wash dishes at some one horse dive!!!!!!!!!!!
The Tick Tock is a virtual landmark. It should not become a potential hit site!!!!!!! Save that for some back alley, in Patterson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead, darlings, make this nasty nephew cry....."Uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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