You remember the opening song of that show, where Annie sings "Doin' What Comes Nat'rally" with the children? Maybe that was what Susan Becker, of East Northport, had in mind, though it is hard to fathom, from how she acted.
Yes, darlings, it is Thursday--already???? can you believe it????--and that means Bitch Of The Week. And Susan Becker is this week's hands down winner!
What Susan did to earn this distinction was to pile her two teenage children, ages 13 and 15, plus another one of their friends, into the family car, provide them with loaded BB guns, and had the youngsters shooting at houses and cars in the neighborhood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, after what happened in Boston last week???????? WTF is she thinking???????????
I know there is not much to do on Long Island, but couldn't a better alternative been found? Couldn't the kids have just hung out by themselves, and smoked some weed?????? Less damaging than what they did, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susan may not be the Mother From Hell, but she is the Mother Who Most Deserves To Go To Bellevue!!!!!!!!!! No apparent motive has been named for her getting the kids to shoot--and why they agreed to it!!!!!!!!--but I would bet it has to do with a history of grudges against particular neighbors in the suburb where they live. You think things are so tough in the city, darlings??????? You haven't seen danger till you visit the 'burbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Susan was urban, she would just be another garden variety crazy. In East Northport, her insanity stands out. As does her candidacy for this week's winner of the Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, Susan! She has won for herself permanent target practice in the pen!!!!!!!!!! Watch out, Susan, your inmates don't fire back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bang! Bang! Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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