They are both blond, but one is a sick bitch, which makes her perfect for being the winner of this week's Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award.
Haley is a student at the University of South Carolina. The 22-year-old had been sharing an apartment with two other girls. Apparently, there had been issues, and Haley had been asked to move out. Either she refused, or she planned revenge, before doing so!
Remember the movie, "Single White Female," back in 1992? Bridget Fonda kicks out her two timing boy friend, (a then hunky Steven Weber) and in moves mousy Hedra Carlson, played by Jennifer Jason Leigh, in her signature mousy style, suggesting dark things are lurking beneath. Which there are.
I can never forgive Hedy for killing the dog. Or the filmmakers for showing it.
But what Haley did was just as bad, if not worse.
She decides to poison her roommates' food, with spit and a mixture of cleaning fluids. Which tells me she is a bitch, but that she is not literate, and does not know the first thing about poisoning. If she had read Shirley Jackson's "We Have Always Lived In The Castle," she would have learned the benefits of arsenic; had she been more skilled, she would have known that anti-freeze has no taste.
How do I know all this, dolls? I have read my Shirley Jackson, and I watch "Investigation Discovery."
Haley is not only a bitch, she is dumb. I mean, come on, if those girls sampled any of that food, especially the stuff laced with fluid, they would taste that right away. And catch on real quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just look at that face! You can just see it--Little Miss Entitlement!
Haley, dear, your stunt entitles you to two things--the dubious honor accorded you here, and a guaranteed prison sentence!
It takes all kinds, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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