Thursday, February 25, 2016

Gojira Just Needs Some Loving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                See how lovable Gojira is???????  Who wouldn't love him?

                                 That's why I want all my girls on here to send out waves of love to Gojira. He is just a bit put out with all the media attention being focused on Black Phillip, the  scene-stealing ghost in Robert Eggers' film, "The Witch." So, he is feeling a little insecure.

                                    Now, Gojira, honestly, do you think a goat could upstage YOU?  Black Phillip (more on him, later) does an impressive job in the film, but I don't think he has a six decades old film career ahead of him. Hell, he probably won't even live that long!!!!!!!! What is the life span for goats, anyway??????????

                                    Our lovable reptile friend is also upset, because, over on Infant Island, Mothra is chuckling over all this, with glee!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Hey, Mothra, you bitch, how many movies have you made, lately?  Is anyone clamoring for your services????????  I do not think so, nor do I see pictures of you  in the media, like Gojira, here, or hear that you have, not one, but two, major movies coming out, soon!!!!!!!!!!!!  Which Gojira does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      So don't worry too much over Black Phillip, Gojira.  He will have his day, like Bridget Fonda, then kind of just disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Or, if his career hit the skids, as did Kate Hudson's, maybe he will simply start a fashion line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        We love you, Gojira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   

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