It All Comes Down To Gwyneth Paltrow, And A Bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                     

     
                           Remember the movie, "Contagion?"  That was back in 2011; my God, it has been nine years already.  I swore I would not write about the Coronavirus,  but thinking of this movie compelled me to.

                            Simple me, thinking of shoes, fashions and fabrics.  When I first heard about the Coronavirus, I thought it was simply limited to Corona, Queens!  Fine with me; I never liked Queens, when I lived there, anyway!  I never thought of linking it to the Corona Beer Company.

                               But, then I remembered the end of "Contagion," where it all comes down to Gwyneth Paltrow, and a bat!  And that is when I knew they are the cause of the Coronavirus.  Especially, in the wake of Paltrow, putting out her vagina scented candle!

                                Stay off of GOOP, girls, though my girls have better taste than that!  And do not frequent Chinese restaurants; my grandmother was right; they have trap doors to lure cats, rats, and bats, who are cooked and served as meat!

                                  So, stay away from anything Gwyneth, and no Chinese food!

                                   But keep washing, moisturizing, and hydrating, loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!