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Sunday, February 28, 2021

A Victorian Farewell To Feburary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      Girls, I am telling you, it was a short momth,  but it seemed longer.  All that snow,  books read, doctors' visits, birthdays of my favorites--Blythe Danner, Shelley Plimpton, my sister, and nephew, not to mention Sister Camille's own sister, Gloria--and now a ZOOM meeting with my sister and family--it has  all been too much.


                                        Valentine's  Day was as lovely as we could  make it, with a lovely at home dinner, cards, even  some  chocolate.  Just a little, dolls to watch my figure and the Type 2.


                                            But, all in  all, February was a good month.


                                             And now  comes March,  with the promise of  Spring, warmer  weather, more exercise,  and longer days.  A dreary time is  over!


                                               Let a new day begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                See you next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You May Be Wondering......


                                              About this blog, darlings.  Well, let's face  it, Covid 19 has impacted everyone, so why not this blog??????????????


                                                You may have noticed no more "Bitch Of The Week," and very little  on true crime and/or serial  killers.  That does not mean they are  not still  out there.  What it means is  that,  with David  working  from  home,  I have less time to write, and since we are living in such trying times, I want to  give  readers some  hope on here, so I  have done  away with some  potentially morbid posts, in favor  of more hopeful  ones.


                                                      When I  feel the  time has  come  to return to the  grotesque, I will.  Rest assured,  it will not  go away.  


                                                          But hope,  humor,  and  camp are  on  the menu now, so  if  it lifts your day, that  is my intention.


                                                            The bitches can wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday To Sister Camille D'Arienzo's Sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                               Here in  this house, darlings, as  soon  as I have my coffee,  the radio is turned on,  and  David and I listen  to Sister Camille.  Her words of kindness and inspiration are a great starter  to the week.


                                                 Today, Sister Camille lauded the birthday of her younger sister, Gloria.  Which I just had  to post, because today is a special day for me, birthday wise.  My older sister, who was a Leap Year baby,  celebrates  her birthday this year on this date.  So, for several years, she and Gloria are in sync.  So, Happy Birthday, Gloria, and to my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                    We--my sister, nephews, niece, David and I, all plan a ZOOM  meeting with her at 5PM today.  It should be a blast.  And Baby Gojira is anxious to show off his latest outfit.


                                                        Happy Birthday, Gloria!


                                                        What other song could I possibly end with?


Girls, Everything Richard Powers' "The Overstory" Wasn't, Michael Christie's "Greenwood" Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                 Meaning, although it gets in plenty of fascinating, botanical information  about trees in,  it also has a driving narrative.  A thrilling saga of  The  Greenwood family, and descendants, told backward, like the Sondheim musical "Merrily We  Roll Along."  


                                                     In other words,  it is a satisfying read.


                                                     I was surprised that homosexuality was one  of the  topics  Christie tackles, as, concerinng some of the time periods covered, I did not expect it to turn up.  But  he handles  it tastefully, and  with sensitivity.


                                                      The book moves like an ongoing train I just did not want to get off. My eyes were glued to this book until I finished; not since "The American Fiance" has a lengthy novel satisfied me  in this way.


                                                         This came out in 2019, so there may be paperbacks of it out  there.  Whatever editions  of it  you can get your hands on, darlings, read it.


                                                          For those,  such as I, whom the Powers book did not satisfy--this is IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Devil Doll" Was Devilish Fun Last Night, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                        Eerily atmospheric and oddly erotic, this may not have equaled the 1936 version,  but I am telling you, there came a time when I was cheering for Hugo, the dummy.  Isn't it interesting how most dummies in this genre look amazingly the same--think "Dead Of Night" and "Magic."  The only exception  is Chuckie in "Child's Play," who, frankly, looks like Brad Pitt on crack.  When "Bride Of Chucky" was filmed, the female  doll should have been  modeled on Amanda Plummer!  Maybe then,  I  would have seen it.

                                          We also learned that the rubber chicken's name is Kerwin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           As for the film,  Bryant Halliday's performance as hypnotist/ventriloguist The Great Vorrelli, makes it clear Vincent Price was the  first choice  for the role, but even he could not tolerate this script's cheesienss.  It was directed by Lindsay Shonteff, making his debut, and it shows.  Shonteff provides great visuals, atmospheric settings and art direction, macabre cinematography, but cannot do a thing with the actors.  The dummy, I am telling you, gives the best performance.

                                              Certainly not Yvonne Romain (Marianne), Sandra Dorne (Magda) and Heidi Erich (Grace), all of whom  are from  Britain's Central Tramp casting!  The amount of cleavage show in this film  is pretty daring for its time, which is maybe why Svengoolie kept insisiting viewers use discretion in  watching it.

                                                  It's great to look at, but ponderous to watch,  as it  is slow moving.  As for what it centers on, I  refer you 1971's "The Mephisto Waltz," which is a  better film.

                                                    The dummy, though,  does have the last laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Saturday, February 27, 2021

Happy Birthday, Shelley Plimpton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                     Yes, girls,  and Theater Queens, it is that time of  year again!


                                      Today, Shelley Plimpton turns 74, which is hard to believe, and on behalf of all my readers and myself, Shelley, we wish  you the best.


                                        Many may know her only as a footnote; the mom of actress Martha Plimpton.  But to  those really in  the know, she is much more.


                                         She was  an  Original Cast member,  both Off-Broadway and on, of  the musical, "HAIR."  She introduced what some of you on here--especially my real-life friend, Angela--know is my favorite song  from that  show, "Frank Mills."  The golden innocence in Shelley's voice  has no other peer.  Allison Case  comes closest, but rest assured,  for all time, Shelley owns this song.


                                           So, best wishes on  this  day,  Shelley, and many more!  Have a blast,  doing exactly what you like!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   Now, listen,  darlings,  as Shelley shows how it should be done!

                                      

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Girls, Baby Gojira Is So Excited! Join Us Saturday Night, When Svengoolie Presents The 1964 "Devil Doll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                                   I have to admit, darlings, when I first heard the title, I was hoping for the 1936 MGM film, of  the same title, starring Lionel Barrymore, Maureen O' Sullivan, and the fabulous Rafaella Ottiano.  I  mean, the name alone is reason enough to see the  film.


                                                    When I saw it  was about a ventriloquist,  and  his dummy,  I was hoping for  the 1946 British anthology film  "Dead Of Night," where the ventriloquist sequence,with Michael Redgrave, is the best.  But this 1964 film I have  never seen, but it looks like  the same  old  thing,  so it should be lots of fun,  with Svengoolie getting plenty of rubber chickens thrown at him.

                                                        Hey,  this is the highlight  of  our  week,  during Covid!  So, join us for some campy fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                          I have known  no ventriloquists in my time, but plenty of  dummies!

                                                          As Ray Bolger said,  in  "The Wizard Of  Oz," "Some people  without brains do an awful lot of  talking."

                                                           How true.  Especially over the  last four years!

                                                            Talk,  Twitter,  twit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                             See you Saturday night, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Violet Conner Is The Millenial Rhoda Penmark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                             I could say this book is a "pushover," but even for I, that would be bad taste.


                                             When I first saw this book,  I thought it referred to the pushing exerted by women, during the process of childbirth.


                                                And the attention this book is getting--a feminist tract on motherhood; the right to choose to mother  or not; to love, or  not love  your child--come on!  Stop kidding yourlseves.  Anyone who grasps the character reference  in my headline should understand where this story is headed.


                                                  Yes,  it is another evil child, in  the tradition of the 1950's  work that set the gold  standard--"The Bad Seed," by William  March.


                                                   Obviiously, today's reviewers are clueless to any form of  literature of the past.  Nowhere  have I seen the March work referenced,  though it  is patently drawn  from  it.  Yes,  there was  a  comparison  to "We Need To Talk About Kevin," but even that would not have existed without the March novel.


                                                      Besides numerous decades, the  main difference here--and the reader has to just go  with this and believe--is  that the mother, Blythe Conner, (NOT  to be confused with Blythe Danner,  darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!) senses something  wrong with the child, from the time  it  is in her womb.  There  is no "Rosemary's Baby"  supernatural  chicanery going on here.  She just "senses" it.


                                                           And,  of course, no one believes her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                        Are you kidding me?  And I won't even bother going into the genetic explanation for this.  You do need a reason to read the  book.


                                                         That would be its last sentence.  I kept  wondering how Audrain  would  end  her story, and she found a cliffhanger that left even jaded me gasping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                            So,  go ahead and read it.  But, if  you have never read "The Bad Seed," go read it afterward, and see why that holds up after 66 years.  "The Push"  will not.

 

                                                         

What Happened To The Skinny Cow? And Why?????????????????????


                                                 I know, and understand,  girls, why childhood icons like Aunt Jemima, Eustace, on "Cream  Of Wheat," Uncle Ben, and the "Land O' Lakes" squaw, have vanished.  I may not be happy about  it,  but I understand it.  And the Lucky Charms  leprechaun is still around, because he is White.


                                                    But what about The Skinny Cow?  Is it guilty of any politcal inorrectness?  I always thought it helped promote  bovine imagery.


                                                     Lately, when I go shopping, I see the product,  but  no cow  pictured anywhere, any longer.  What is going on?  This  is unfaiir to cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                       I demand the return of The Skinny Cow,  who is a complete innocent. And  I am counting  on all my girls,  to back me  up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                         When will it stop?  Tony, The Tiger?  The "Trix" Rabbit?  Markie Maypo????????????????


                                                            And don't even  get me started on the Cocoa  Marsh  Lion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

I Have To Admit It, Girls--Rubber Chicken Steals The Show On "Svengoolie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                               At one time, I actually had a rubber chicken, long before it became popular, thanks to "Svengoolie."  I wish I still  had  it.


                                  Last week, Svengoolie showed  Universals's 1940 "The Invisible  Man Returns."  Nowhere near as good  as the Claude Rains original--which was directed by James Whale, and which Claude Rains brought  a heartbreaking pathos to the  title character.  When the dead Rains' figure actually appeared at the end,  I found  myself  shedding tears.


                                    The first thing needed for this role is a  great,  theatrical  voice.  As Rains was killed  off, another  was found--Vincent  Price, probably the next best thing.   He gave it  his all,  but much of  it  was  repetitious.


                                      But there were a number of  things that made  it novel.  Like seeing Sir Cedric Hardwicke, often cast as a good guy--play a bad one, corporate bastard Richard Cobb.  Who is out to snatch the Radcliffe  Factory, owned by Price,  as Sir Geoffrey Radcliffe.  He starts out by murdering his brother,  Michael, framing Price for it, and then electing the most  incompetent worker to  the position of Supervisor.  I'm telling  you, girls, isn't that always the case.


                                        There is  a  lab  on the factory premises,  where Frank Griffin, brother of the late Jack (Claude Rains) devises a way for Radcliffe to escape, which he does, to exact revenge.  Meanwhile,  Griffin  has to  come  up  with an antidote to remedy the inevitable madness that takes over  each time  the invisibility serum is used.  Can  he  do it,  and  save  Price?


                                           The movie  rides on this.  And has some of  the  same  poignance.   As well as the novelty of Cecil  Kellaway,  famous for charming,  whimsical  types, enacting a hard  bitten detective.  And Nan Grey, best known as  Lily, the lesbian prostitute, in 1936's "Dracula's Daughter," as the very proper and  overwrought fiance, Helen.


                                             This monster had its  limits,  which is why  Universal stopped churning out such films.  Not until  Price  played him again, at  the end of "Abbott And Costello" Meet "Frankenstein," was he  effectively employed again. Of  course,  there was 1944's "The Invisble Man's Revenge," with Jon Hall, but, I have not seen it, and the "Revenge" in the  title almost gives  the whole  thing away.


                                               What is "Svengoolie" showing this Saturday night?   Stay tuned,  to find  out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                 And kudos  to that Rubber  Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 22, 2021

Happy Belated Birthday To Jessie Mueller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    I never knew  Jessie  Mueller was a Febrary baby. But,  this past Saturday, on the 20th, she celebrated her 38th birthday.  And looks ten years younger.


                                     We all  wish  Jessie  the best birthday she could have had, under the present circumstances.  And  I  wish  I could go somewhere and  hear Jessie sing live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            As a gift to  all  my readers,  here are Jessie and Joshua Henry, performing "If I Loved  You," from Rodgers And Hammerstein's  "Carousel." Of such things are American Musical Theater beuaty made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                              Happy Belated Birthday, Jessie, and many more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Are These The Millenial Von Trapps??????????????????????????


                                   I simply hate this commercial, and will get into why, but let me say that, the way it is staged,  it reminds me of the children's entrance in "The Sound Of Music."


                                   However, though the boys live  in a nice house, and the father obviously cares about them, the fact that they are breakfasting at McDonald's shows a lack of sophistication, which the Von Trapps  certainly did not have.  And, on this ad, from the sounds they make, I am surprised to see only two boys come down the stairs, because the shouting and rushing sounds like a herd of children--at least four!


                                     So, these are Millenial Von Trapps.  Trouble is,  if they are nurtured on a diet of McDonald's, eventually they will grow into obese, dumb jock types.  Who needs more of that?


                                      You want to talk media propaganda?  This is it, at  its worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                       Stick to "Sound Of Music," darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, Make Sure You Get Your Covid Vaccine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                        It was like something out of dream.  I went on my portal, and scheduled an appointment for this past Thursday, right in my neighborhood.  Just as I was walking out the door, because  of the storm,  the place  called, saying they were closing  down.  So,  I was scheduled for yesterday, at 10:50AM.


                                         No cattle call, stampeding, fighting, clamouring,  or  cursing.  It could not have been more easy-peezy.  And I made an  appointment for my second, next month.


                                           It really did not hurt at all,  dolls.  I did, and still have, a rather sore arm, as a result, but no more  than the flu shot, and, hey, I can type on the keyboard with my left hand/arm.


                                           Next, I have to get David to have his.  I have a feeling his will be in a pharmacy.  Meanwhile, we are all still maintaining protolcol.


                                             Like they say, do it  for your loved ones,  as  well as yourself.


                                              And if any anti-vaxers get on and attack me, I will have some choice  bitch words for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Survived The Dentist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    Yes,  girls,  on this past Wednesday, Feburary 17, it was that time again.   Only I was now visiitng in the face of having had a heart ablation,  and  being  on a blood thinner, like  Eliquis.


                                      I suffer from DAD--Dental Anxiety Disorder--to begin with. But it was elevated by the aforementioned.


                                         Happily, everything went well.  No discomofrt, cavities, and a clean bill of health, for the next six months.


                                          Be grateful for small favors, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 19, 2021

Here Is A Question For Everyone On Here--What Do You Think Happened To Deanie??????????????????????????


                                    I am sure that ninety per cent  of my readers on here have seen,  at least once, the 1961 fiilm,  "Splendor  In The Grass," which turns 60, this year.  One's perceptions of what one sees over  time,  can change  one's outllook on  the  film.  When I first saw the film,  as a teenager,  I  related  to Deanie; the classroom scene,  which I will try and  include here, encapsulates how  I felt about my own adolescence.

                                 Mind that I say this is  how  I felt,  not what I experienced.  


                                 Later, as an adult, when watching  the film, I no longer demonized the  parents,  as  I  did in my teens.  They were as misguided as their children, and trapped in the times  they were living in.  And  I  am  sure,  for all that we have progressed, the trajectory of  the  story would play out similarly today.


                                  For  those unfamiliar  with this film,  let me  give  you a cultural context.


                                  Back  in 1953, playwright William Inge wrote a one-act play called "Glory In The Flower."  The title, like  that for 'Splendor,' came from  Wordworth's poem "Ode On  Intimations  Of  Immortality."    In this short play, appear  two characters, named Jackie, and Bus Riley.  Inge would later write a play about him  called "Bus Riley's Back In Town."  In "Glory,' he is back, too, having left town because he impregnated his underaged girlfriend,  Jackie, resulting  in her having to have an abortion.  This  play is  set  in the  Paradise  Bar.  Since Inge is  the author, the location has to be somewhere in Kansas.

                                  

                                    Bus is a  failed  movie  star,  not  unlike Chance Wayne,  in Tennessee  Williams' "Sweet Bird Of  Youth."  Jackie is  a spinster piano teacher.  They meet  in the bar and have a sort of reunion,  though they are years beyond youth.   Those who know "Splendor In The Grass" consider these the foreshaows of Bud and Deanie from "Splendor In The Grass."  So, some consider this an answer to the question I posed, but  I do not think  so.


                                    Now, Bus Riley was written about in a play called "Bus Riley's Back In Town."  It was first  presented at  Penn  State  University in 1958, and a movie  was made of it in 1965, starring Michael Parks, Ann-Margret,  and, as Judy, Janet Margolin.  Judy is the Deanie of the piece, losing her home and  her mother  in a fire. Bus, a failed actor, working as a mechanic, which he feels  is  beneath him,  is drawn to  Judy, but is enticed by the more seductive  and manipulative Laurel,  played of course,  by Ann-Margret.  Living with his  mother and sisters, Bus ditches Laurel for Judy,  and begins a contented life.  Here,  the characters of Bud, Deanie, and Ginny Stamper (Bud's sister) are foreshadowed.


                                         Finally, it all came together, with  "Splendor In The Grass."  While  Inge and Elia Kazan were working on his play, "The Dark At The Top Of The Stairs," Inge  told  the  director a story about two people he  knew while growing up in Kansas.  I have not been able to find out what exactly Inge told Kazan,  or who these actual people were, but this is how "Splendor In The Grass" emerged.


                                             For the uninitated, let me  bring  you up to date--


                                             "Splendor In The Grass" is set in Kansas, in 1928, just before the Great Depression,  which will become important, later.  High school seniors Bud and Deanie (Warren Beatty and Natallie Wood) are their school's "Golden  Couple."  Their parents have their own goals and expectations for both--but are they right?   Bud's father (Pat Hingle)  wants his son to take over the oil  business he wants to leave him, after he graduates from Yale.  But Bud,  good looking,  scion of the town's wealthiest family, is a dumb  jock, who wants only to be a farmer  on his father's  farmland.


                                                  Deanie's mother is the feminine  counterpart of Bud's  father.  She would  love  Deanie to score a match with the town's richest family,  but browbeats her continuouly about how sexual  their relationship  is  or is not getting, to the point of  infantalizing her.


                                                      As if this is not enough trouble,  along  comes  Bud's sister,  Ginny (Barbara Loden,  in a brilliant  performance) newly arrived from Chcago, after having a marriage annulled, and an  abortion.  Ginny hates  the town, and its conventions, warns Bud not to conform. But Bud lacks Ginny's gumption,  which is  too bad for him, and his father; Ginny,  properly guided, would have  been better to have  run the  business.


                                                        Things culminate on New Year's Eve, as things segue into  1929.  Deanie and Bud declare their love,  but, after witnessing his sister being gang raped that night, Bud  decides  to cut off ties with  Deanie, which she does not understand, and Bud cannot articulate.  As a result, Bud wanders off with town tramp Juanita Howard (Jan Morris), pushing  himself to physical exhaustion and  a bout  with penumonia.  Deanie, tragically, seeks into a deep depression, culminating  in a nervous bereakdown, an attempted suicide, and incarcertaion  in a mental institution in Wichita,  a standin  for the Payne Whitney clinic, where Inge actually did some time,  himself.


                                                           Two and a half  years past; it is 1931.  Bud has flunked out of  Yale,  his father  loses  everything in  the stockmarket crash and committs  suicide, while  his  mother is passed among  family members, the  quintessential poor relation.


                                                               Meanwhile, Bud has married a working  class girl  he met in New Haven,  Angelina,  played  by Zohra Lampert.  They have a boy, Bud, Jr, and another child on the way.  Home from her incarceration,  Deanie  goes  to see Bud, meets his  family, and both Deanie and Angelina seem  to size each  other up; Deanie realizes that Bud has married down, Angelina,  that somehow  Deanie  will  always be the love  of her husband's  life.

                                                                That's it, in a nutshell.

                                                                OK.  Here is what we  know  about Deanie.  She is to marry a man  named  John , a young  doctor back in Cincinattti, whom she met in the hospital. Her mother is not a bit happy about where she met this guy, or that she will  be living in Cincinatti.  And she is worried that the  hospital  told  Deanie to blame her.


                                                                   By the end, more  is  known about Bud, than Deanie.  So,  to my reades, especially the girls,  out there, I would like to know--        


                                                                      Was Deanie's marriage a happy one?


                                                                        Did she  have  children?  If so,  was she careful  not to raise  them  the way her mother raised her?  If no children,  was it because of her mother?


                                                                         Did Deanie go off the rails, again?


                                                                          What kind of life could she have lived, having been through so much, when young?


                                                                             Let me  know  what  you think, girls.  I am curious  to hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                             


Darlings, Be Sure And Join Us Tomorrow Night, When Svengoolie Presents "The Invisible Man Returns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                                 I have to say I  have never seen  this film,  so  I am rather curious myself.  It cannot equal  the Claude Rains original.  Besides, The Invisible Man, was Universals's most underrated monster. I guess they thought there was a limit as to  what could be done with  him.


                                                   Besides the 1933 original, and this 1940 sequel, he was featured only  in 1944's "The Invisible Man's Revenge," with Jon Hall, and  with a voiceover, again by Vincent Price, at the end of 1948's "Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein."  Which I think marked the last time Bela Lugosi played "Dracula."


                                                      I think this  will be an  informed and fun experience, tomorrow,  girls,  so don't  miss  it.  It  is a revenge story, and who doesn't find those satisfying and cathartic.


                                                        Much better than going out,  and  killing others, ourselves,  for sure!

Girls, I Have No Doubt Bill Sikes' Dog Was A Pit Bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                        I  don't care what anyone says.  I know, in the novel "Oliver Twist," the  dog,  named Bulls-Eye, is referred by Dickens as being a "bull terrier."  Well, you know  something, darlings?  The  Pit Bull is a branch of the Terrier breed,  which makes it more than likely that, in today's parlance, he is  a Pit Bull.


                                         It makes perfect sense.  Bill Sikes is one of most sinister characters in all of fiction, so it would make sense he would own the most heinous type of dog possible.

                                         Have you seen the owners of  Pit Bulls?  They all look like convicts or felons, which is probably what they are.  So,  I am convinced Sikes' dog is a Pit Bull.

                                             So sinsiter is  Sikes  that  even Bulls-Eye is  apprehensive  about him.

                                              And that is  something,  for  a Pit  Bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Happy Shrove Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                Yes, darlings, today is  Shrove Tuesday,  which marks the start of Lent; tomorrow being Ash Wednesday.  Usually,  in NOLA, they are whooping  it up, but not this year!   Who knows when?


                                                   So, all that can be done today is standard procedure--eating some pancakes.  This is now the  only time  of  year when  I eat any,  so I try and make the most of this opportuity.


                                                     However you celebrrate Shrove Tuesday, let it be happy and  merry!


                                                      Those qualities  have to be found where and when they may!

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                     "That's Amore!"


                                       I thought the "Moonstruck" poster would be a nice change for this day, as it is as romantic as pink hearts, or red, and I  am sure all of us remembered when we wanted to be Loretta Castorini!!!!!!!! I  have seen the film many times--it is  MY Valentine's Day film-- and the first time i saw it, the whole segment with  Loretta going  shopping, getting her  hair done, her transformation, and then finding love and  the opera--oh, my God,  how I wanted that!


                                        And  now,  with  David,  I feel I do have it, and  I  am eternally grateful.


                                        But, back  in the day, I  tried to "make myself Loretta" as much as possible.   I bought  one of those  long coats that she wears early in the  film, I stood on the steps of  the  house that served as the exterior, located in Brooklyn, and just a few blocks over,  I  walked  around the corner,  romantically delirious, (or, at least, acting so!) with the same aria from "La Boheme" blasting  in  my ear,  thanks  to--this is really dating myself,  darlings--a  Walkman.  And, yes,  I kicked a can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                         Yes,  I wanted "Moonstruck."  And I got it,  but in  my own way.  We all have to follow our own path,  girls; which is one thing to be learned from Loretta.


                                           So, a Happy  Valentine's Day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                               

                                     "When you walk in a dream,  but you know you're not dreaming, signore.......!"                                                 
                                                                                                           

Saturday, February 13, 2021

TruTV Is False TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Here Is Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                       I know,  girls,  I know.  Most of the news on here,  of  late, has been sad, and I am afraid  I have  some  more bad news.  But, at least, no  one  is  dead this  time.


                                       TruTV Network  has made a decision they will come to regret. They have not renewed "At Home With Amy Sedaris,"  for  a  fourth season.   That means no Amy, Patty Hogg,  Lesbo, Wine Lady,  Nutmeg,  and, sadly Ruth and Esther, in their  wooded  glen.


                                         What is  wrong  with this station.  Guess  it  would rather have more  of  the  vulgarity of  "Impractical  Jokers" than the color and  quality of  Amy.  They will regret this mistake.


                                            As for  Amy and Company, they will survive.  Maybe  another network, maybe  another format.  But Amy is not through, and all of  us fans are right  behind her.


                                             Cheer on Amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   And boycott TruTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                     

Thursday, February 11, 2021

"No, No They Can't Take That Away From Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                   And they won't, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                   I  speak  for many when I say that the 1939 "Wizard Of  Oz" is in my bloodstream,  and  is  part of my DNA.   Nothing can ever surpass it.


                                    Well,  some  upstart hack  named Nicole Kassell, whom  I never heard of,  or  could care  about, and  who directed three episodes of  a  2019 miniseries called "Watchmen," which I never heard of,  or  could  care  about, is  slated,  with New  Line Cinema, to do a remake  of "The Wizard  Of Oz."  The sheer, unadulterated gaul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      But let me  reassure some.  First, those on  here will never  see it.  I certainly won't, and  it  will  never stand  the test of  time for 80 plus years,  as the  Garland  film  has. I can tell you,  this  film  will not  run for  eight weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                        To further assuage you, it  is not to  be a  replica of  the MGM  film.   Kassell is  proposing  a  "fresh take" on  the  story, and  God  knows  what  that means.  But, for  sure, it will not  be a musical,  which means there  will  be no  desecration  of  "Over The Rainbow," or any other part of the Arlen-Harburg score.


                                          So,  what's the  point?  Who gives a damn???????????????


                                           Let me  tell you  something.  In  Mel  Torme's 1971 book, "The Other Side Of The Rainbow," recounting Judy Garland's ill-fated variety show, he recounted an incident where  the star lashed back at her  writers, for suggesting  a funny sketch built around  her song,  "Over The Rainbow."  According  to  the  book,  Garland herself said,  "There  will be  no jokes  of any kind about 'Over The Rainbow.'  It's  kind of  sacred.  I don't want anyone...anywhere...to lose the  thing they have about Dorothy,  or that  song!"


                                           The lady knew her  audience.


                                            Which is  why this production and  set will  be  cursed, as was "The Exorcist."  Judy will  haunt the  productiion from  the grave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                The graves  of  the MGM  cast must  be  spinning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join Me This Saturday Night, Girls, When Svengoolie Presents A REAL Gem--1933's "The Invisible Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                                  After the recent cheesiness of  bug  movies, like  "The Leech Woman," "Earth VS. The Spider," and "The Black Scorpion"--I was not  prepared for a genuine  classic to be pulled out  of  the  vault.   I have  not seen  this since I was a little kid,  but I remember  how  brilliantly Claude Rains  performed,  with just his voice; how  Una O' Connor livened thngs up,  as always; and the speech he gives  to the imprisoned Doctor  Kemp, strapped in a car,  before he sends  him  over the cliff.  This was  my favorite scene in the movie, and  should  be, for  all those feeling  disgruntled.


                                                  A real  classic!  Don't  miss  it,  darlings!  Tune in  with me, on Saturday  night!

                                                  A rare, infrequently  shown, treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On February 11, 1858!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                             This is the day, darlings!  One hundred sixty three years ago,  on a  Thursday afternoon,  at the Grotto of Massabielle, near Lourdes, France, the  Virgin Mary appeared to Bernadette  Soubirous.  The  event  changed the many lives  of  those  present,  and  even afterward--consider  Jennifer Jones, and myself,  for starters.


                                Bernadette is whom  I look  to  for  guidance,  inspiration,  and  strength, when I pray.  She is hardly my patron  saint, but my favorite,  nevertheless.  So,  I want  all  you  out there  to remember her on this  day,  and how much she  has  done for us, will continue  to  do,  and, in  the  face  of  Covid, may eventually come  to  do.  Yes, girls, keep a watch  out!


                                   So, let us hear it  for  Mary  and  Bernadette, today!


                                   Even  the Jerfferson Starship believed in  "Miracles!"


                                    

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

"So Inviting, So Exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                     Girls,  I  am telling  you, Baby Boomeres are certainly being hit on the head with their own mortality.  Just three days after Christopher Plummer leaves  us, so does Mary Wilson,  one  of  the  lead singers of "The Supremes."  She died in Las Vegas, on February 8, 2021.  She was 75 years old.


                                      I read  Mary spill  it  all,  in her book, "Dreamgirl: My  Life  As A  Supreme."  Mary  told  it  like  it  was; she knew  Diana Ross--that bitch!!!!!!!!!--killed Florence Ballard.

                                        And now,  Diana has gone  and  killed Mary,  too!  And for what?  She's washed up at  this point, anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          Mary  will  be missed.  And so will  her  tell-all phrase, "Miss Ross,  my ass!"

                                          Rest In Peace, Mary.  Diana will get hers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                             Here is  Diana--indisputably talented--with Mary and, I think, Flo,  doing what is my all-time favorite in  their reptetoire--"Love Child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                               We will  love you, Mary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                 


                                       

Relax, It's "Palmolive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                    Another line  Baby  Boomers  grew up with.   I know it  now comes in orange--which happens  to be my favorite color--but, for me, "Palmolive" will always be green.


                                      We always keep a  botte  in  our  kitchen, for  when  dishes  get done.   Lately, I have  been so betwixt and  between that, several  times,  I accidentally  washed  my hands in it.


                                         "Dishwashing  liquid?????????????"

 

                                         "Relax, it's 'Palmolive!'"


                                          Be that as  it  may, I want  my hand  cream  and  moisturizer.


                                            Darlings, you may be  able to get better skin from  a  body wash,  but  "Palmolive" is not  the cure  for  dishpan hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                               Hired  help is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So Long, Farewell," To Christopher Plummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                     Yet another nail in the coffin of Baby Boomers. For those of us old enough--or young,  as  the  case may be--to have  seen  "The Sound Of  Music"  in its  first year of  release, Christopher Plummer will  always be Captain Von  Trapp.   I  saw  if  for  the first time, on November 26, 1965, and while  Julie and The Children rule, each viewing made me  appreciate how astute his performance was.


                                     But  he was more  than  Captain  Von  Trapp.   He won an  Oscar  as Best Supporting  Actor Of 2011, for his role as an  elderly man who comes out Gay in  "Beginners." (Or was it  2010?). He was a  fabulous stage actor--winning a TONY Award, in 1974,  as Best Actor  In  A Musical,  for his role  in "Cyrano," no less.  In 1997, he won a Best Actor  In A Play TONY Award for  his one-man  show,  "Barrymore."  In 2004, he appeared at  the  Vivian  Beaumont Theatre,  next door  to where I worked, then,in  "King  Lear."  Three times  I tried to get myself  a  ticket--a single--for ANY night!  But  it was always sold  out!


                                      And so  I  say farewell to one  whom  I  thought  would never die.  As long  as "Sound Of Music" is screened,  Christopher  Plummer will live.  Yet die he did, of a fall suffered at his home, in Weston, Connecticut.  He was 91.  And  as long as  generations  of  theatergoers remain  alive,  Christopher Plummer will  be  remembered.


                                        Leaving us  his  brilliant  daughter,  Amanda.


                                         Rest  In Peace,  Christopher  Plummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Sorry, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      I have not  posted on here in  ages,  and there is so much to write about.  As David  says, I have  not been  feeleing enervated.  I do  a lot  of reading,  but have to force myself to write.   Part of  this stems from  a  recent discovery that a childhood friend  of mine  died on May  9, 2020.  A Christmas card I had sent him  came back, with the word  "Deceased."  I got in  touch with the one surviving member of the family,  and he told  me that, due  to  Covid,  he died alone in  a hospital in Connecticut,  to  where  he  had moved  in  the  1990s.


                                        We  had not  seen each other  in 30 years, since his  mother died.  How I  wish I had reached out,  stayed in touch, or have  done  something for  him.  But our  lives went in  divergent paths.   


                                            So, sadness  has burdened  me lately.  Now, I  must find way back  to my girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 4, 2021

A Belated Birthday Wish To Blythe Danner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                              Darlings,  please forgive me!  Yesterday, the fabulous Blythe Danner turned 78, and, girls, I  am telliing  you, we should all  look  this  good at that age!


                                  And  I hope Blythe had a happy birthday, and  celebrated it as she pleased.  Maybe a Bellini?  Or  a chocolate cake  with white frosting?


                                    Let's  face it, on  Blythe it  just won't show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    Now, if I could only  find  out  who  does her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Damn! Punxsutawney Phil Saw His Shadow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      Today  is  Groundhog  Day, and  Phil,  of  PA,  is the  official  rodent  for the occasion,  so  that  means six more  weeks  of  Winter.  Where I am sitting, writing, out here in  the wilds  of  Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, we  have  gotten  two feet  of  snow  in  the past  24  hours.  In  just one  day, I feel  like we already have had  six weeks of Winter!

                                          Just  our  luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               
                                         Thakfully, no car for us to dig out.   Hope the rest of you are braving  this  storm well.  And there is the  possibility more will  come  along next week.   I  bet  it will be  the day of my
doctor  appointment!  Ain't  it always  the case,  darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          Stay warm,  drink  tea,  read, or  whatever  it takes shake  off those Winter blues.

                                             And  Happy Grounhog Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!