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Monday, March 30, 2026

What If "The Golden Girls" Had Been "The Blue -Haired Ladies?????????????????"


                            The thought occurred to me this week, darlings, after watching several episodes of "The Golden Girls."  Before going on, let me say that, during its original run from 1985 to 1992, when I would be home on a Saturday night, I watched it faithfully, never imagining at time would come when I would be that age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                Well, girls, it has happened!  Now, I am a Golden Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 As for "The Blue- Haired Ladies," it is an interesting idea, but it would never work.  Here is why.



                               The titular phrase refers to ladies of a certain age who regularly attend Wednesday matinees of Broadway shows.  Meaning the show would have to be set in New York and cast with a group of New York type actors.



                                Beatrice Arthur is the only one from the original who would make the cut.  How about Elaine Stritch, Tovah Feldshuh, and Tyne Daly to match?



                                   It sounds good on paper but fails for several reasons.  First, one would not have a Sophia character here to keep them centered.  Unless Bea Arthur does.  Second, there would be no variation; the actors would all sound New York, and the humor would be exclusively New York.  Much too much of a good thing which viewers would quick tire of.  What the actual show had going for it was different regional backgrounds and regional humor--New York for Dorothy, the South for Blanche, Scandinavia and Minnesota for Rose, and Italy and Sicily for Sophia.  A better and more diverse blend of acting styles and humor.



                                    A New York "Golden Girls" is nice to contemplate.  But not real when it comes down to it.



                                   Cast and creators knew what they were doing, back then!



                                   Leave them alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    

Oh, My God, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ben-Hur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Martha Scott And Cathy O'Donnell As Miriam And Tirzah! Jesus And The Crucifixion! The Miraculous Cure From Leprosy! Oh, My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                             This was only my fourth viewing of "Ben-Hur," the 1959 MGM version, which won 11 Academy Awards--a record for its time--and the 1959 New York Film Critics Award.  David and I attended a screening yesterday, on Palm Sunday, which is the perfect day to see this film.



                              The film cost $15 million to make in its time.  Today, it would cost hundreds of millions, and it would not be as good, because everything would be CGI, whereas here, everything--sets, crowds--all the spectacle looks real because it actually is.  Sets were built and costumes designed.  No short cuts here, and it shows.



                                 I always speak first of Martha Scott and Cathy O'Donnell, as Miriam and Tirzah, Ben-Hur's mother and sister, because they not only walk off with the film, they prove something I never before realized.  Though Charlton Heston deservedly won an Oscar for his performance it is apparent that director William Wyler had to pull this performance out of him, and one can tell.  Furthermore, everyone around Heston outacts him spectacularly.  This picture is moored to reality by its superb supporting cast.  



                                 Girls, I am telling you, I was so moved I could barely get out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 Certain films were designed for the screen, and this was one!  Darlings, you owe it to yourselves to see it the way it was meant to be seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                   The cinematic miracle of "Ben-Hur" is its craftsmanship.



                                    The kind not seen anymore and may never be seen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2026

A Quick Happy Birthday To Amy Sedaris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                           Amy turns 65 today and enters senior citizenship.  Can you believe it?



                           We should all look this good at 65, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                           Amy, like ANNA, exemplifies color.  So, I am wishing Amy the happiest and most colorful of birthdays she could have.  We love you, Amy, and want you back on television!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                          Please????????????????????????????????????

Happy Palm Sunday, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                             I don't know if "happy" is the word for Palm Sunday, darlings.  While it marks Jesus' triumphant entry into Jerusalem, it also commences Holy Week, reaching to Good Friday, when He dies on the cross for our sins, and then His resurrection on Easter Sunday, which is next week.



                             Girls, this is a time to reflect.  Pray for those who need it, even if that includes yourselves.  You know I will.  And don't forget, next Sunday is also the annual screening of "The Song Of Bernadette," and a remastered print, to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                              Today, David and I are going to a screening of something so perfect for this day--1959's "Ben-Hur."  I am telling you, I will cry real tears at the miracle!  Oh, my God!  Martha Scott and Cathy O'Donnell as Miriam and Tirzah.  I can't wait.



                               Commemorate today however you choose, but remember girls, it is not about us.



                               It is about Jesus.



                               I am sure Sister Camille D'Arienzo would agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Girls, If You Want To "Think Pink," Fauchon's At Two Bryant Park, In Manhattan, Is The Place To Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


                               Just look at all that pink, darlings!  Even taking a look is worth stepping in!


                              Yesterday, David and I were in the city, doing our taxes.  We did so well, David got the idea to celebrate with a visit to Fauchon's which I, so infrequently in this part of town, had no idea was there.  So, we stepped from a crowded Manhattan street into an aura of pink "She Loves Me!" bliss.


                               We had what was called the "Romantic Tea Package."  It was an afternoon tea, consisting of "Après midi a Paris," meaning "Afternoon In Paris" tea.  It was luscious.  This came with a three-tiered tea tray--the kind we should all have in our houses, darlings!--with sandwiches, some of which had caviar on them, which did not do for me, followed by mini eclairs and pastries, and then a chocolate savory, and Fauchon's signature item, the pink lips with rose infused cream inside.  Scrumptious!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And here is something else, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                Yesterday, we had to journey to Manhattan again for lab work for my upcoming endocrinology exam on April 9.  I was sure, after Fauchon, that my blood sugar and A1C would spike, but, miraculously, they did not.  What a relief!!!!!!!!!!!  I must be doing something right.


                                 But, girls, if you are ever in the vicinity, you must visit Fauchon.  It is a haven of pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  And cheaper than The Plaza or The Pierre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                 


                                    



Daniel Radcliffe Charms, Cajoles, And Comforts Audiences Through Depression And Suicide In "Every Brilliant Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                      Girls, if you are expecting another emotional slog like "Death Of A Salesman," think again!!!!!!!!!!!!  Would I do that to my darlings???????????  Just as Laurie Metcalf takes command of 'Salesman,' here Mr. Radcliffe, the moment he is spotted in the audience, takes complete command of this show.



                                       Displaying a plaintive charm so keen, like it was in 'Merrily,' and performing on the same stage that earned him a TONY Award--the Hudson Theatre--Mr. Radcliffe athletic energy, which he first demonstrated in his 'How To Succeed' revival--is easily suited to do "A Chorus Line," but his prominence would overshadow the ensemble concept.



                                          Here, he is the entire show, musing on a mother's depression and ultimate suicide.  The writing, and his rendering are emotionally arresting, but I was never sure if it was taking place in real time or not.  It seems to be a reflection of looking back, which resonated with me, as during my youth I had to watch my mother die of inoperable lung cancer.  Not exactly a suicide but the incident that turned out to be thus far the biggest life changer for me.



                                         I found myself reflecting all through the play, as the actor keeps producing words which are reasons to live.  Everything from ice cream to holding the one you love.  How about movies?  For me, it would be, like, "The Wizard Of Oz," "The Song Of Bernadette," or "Meet Me In St. Louis," among others.  And, girls, you know me, it would have to include "The Bad Seed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



                                            It is to Mr. Radcliffe's credit that, while I reflected throughout, I did not emerge from the show emotionally drained, as I did with 'Salesman.'  Another credit due to Mr. Radcliffe is his being one of few of today's child actors who have successfully transitioned into adulthood.  His past career and repute draw audiences, but what makes him stand out for me is his growth as an actor.  He broke my heart in 'Merrily,' and he was touching in this.  I only wish I could have been picked to be in the show.  Well, that's show biz, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                            Though all the audience, in their Playbills, are given one line to say when a number is said, so, in a way, we are all picked!  But only a few get on stage!



                                             Vicki Mortimer is credited with the sets and costumes.  The set is an interesting concept, enveloping the audience without tearing apart the theater, as in "Cabaret."  As for costumes, when Mr. Radcliffe hits the stage, he looks so comfortable, fashionably so, that it would seem he came to us straight from his apartment.



                                                   Jeremy Herrin and author Duncan Macmillan are credited with the direction, but one would not know it form Radcliffe's ease. He is so perfect for this show, because he makes the audience comfortable and at ease through stages of unpleasantry.  Few actors can do that.  Like Jonathan Groff, over at "Just In Time," Radcliffe would be a hard act to replace here.



                                                      I hope he gets a TONY nomination.  I am not sure how long this show is running, but I urge my girls to go out and see this show.  It will leave one charmed and meditative.



                                                      And there is NO lack of clarity, here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Item Crossed Off My Bucket List--At 71, I Finally Saw "Death Of A Salesman" On Stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

                                         It may not have been the production that I wanted, but here goes---



                                        Perceptions, real or missed, flutter all around viewers like blinking fireflies at this production of Arthur Miller's "Death Of A Salesman," now playing at, of all places, the Winter Garden.  But more on that, later.



                                          This play runs a solid three hours, including Intermission, and, girls, let me tell you it is no emotional picnic.



                                            Let's start first with the positives.  Not a word of Arthur Miller's text has been changed.  Would anyone dare?  First appearing in 1949, it spoke to the postwar generation of Americans specifically, which is why, when postwar Americans began teaching my generation, the Baby Boomers, this play was incorporated into almost every humanities course I took from junior high on.  I wondered how it would hold up today, and I was happy to see, as I entered the theater a group of teens, obviously from some school, enter in front of me, chattering like teens do.  This signaled to me that in some schools the play is still being taught and studied.  I found this encouraging.



                                             I also found the acting encouraging.  Nathan Lane, playing Willy Loman, was, when I saw it, during the first week of previews, still attempting to find himself in the role, which I expect he will eventually, because, in Act One, when it got to the first memory scene, I stopped seeing Nathan and saw Willy Loman.  And he was even better in the second act.



                                              But, hons, Laurie Metcalf, as Linda Loman, hits the stage running.  For me, this performance was her show.  She brings to Linda things I never realized, while dispelling others.  I had always viewed Linda as the American Theater's Greatest Martyr or possible enabler, but Metcalf shows audiences a woman of strength and most of all love for her husband, in spite of his flaws and failures, all of which are carefully laid out in the course of this drama.  It is to Metcalf's credit as an actress not only that she offers a fresh take on Linda, but that, when offstage, she is deeply missed.


                                               The remaining players are a mixture of good and bad.  The casting of the sons makes sense, but Ben Ahlers in the role of Happy, even though he is not, despite having his own place, which I forgot, a stabled job and access to women, overshadows Christopher Abbott, as Biff, and this should not be the case.  The electricity of these father-son scenes come not from the actors, but Arthur Miller's writing.  Suffice it to say that the rest of the cast does serviceable work, but except for Miss Metcalf no one rises above the occasion.



                                                    And whose fault is this?  Joe Mantello, the director.  Let me tell you something, girls, I would like to go right up to him and tell him to his face all the ways he went wrong with this production.  Why am I so vehement?  Because, for years, the word on the street, darlings, is that Mantello directs through intimidation.  Think of Jerome Robbins.  You think you can intimidate me, Mantello????????  Let's see you try.



                                                      How doth his direction go wrong?  Girls, let me count the ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                     For starters, whose dumb idea was it to book this play into the Winter Garden?  The home of classics like "Mame" and "FOLLIES," the cavernous stage does not serve this play well.  Ninety plus percent of the entire piece is performed downstage center.  The sons' beds are at stage left and right.  But there are vast empty and unused spaces, with debris from the past up against the brick wall.  Why?  Save for entrances or exits, no one goes near that area.



                                                     The first thing I noticed coming in were a series of rectangular columns on stage.  I thought they were going for Greek tragedy, which was OK.  Later, I realized they were used as a visual metaphor for rising apartment buildings crowding out the Lomans tiny house in their Brooklyn neighborhood.  This might be fine, if the stage were not so vast and cavernous.  Do these Lomans live in a gentrifying neighborhood or a suite at The Pierre.  Thanks to Mantello, it is anyone's guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                         His biggest mistake is not realizing the play takes place in 1949.  Let's start with the least annoying items.  In the scene with The Woman, and the sons' scene with "their women," the actresses are really not dressed in fashions of the time.  One of the prostitutes, very attractive, is dressed in a garment that clings appealingly to her body, buts look like it came out of mod London of the Sixties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  None of these gals look their parts.  Who is to blame?  The costume designer, Rudy Mance, or Joe Mantello?  My money is on the latter, as he probably told, or browbeat Mance, into designing what he wanted.  Again, pay attention to Miller's text, as 1949 references abound throughout.



                                                         Interesting is John Drea, so good in "Little Bear Ridge Mountain," with Metcalf, is not successful as Howard Wagner, the boss' son, who cruelly dismisses Willy.  Note that word, darlings, because Drea's performance does not contain enough cruelty in it, nor does Lane fall, Lear fashion, as he should in this scene.  What should be heartbreaking is clinically cold and not moving.  And how come Charlie and Bernard are the only Black actors on the stage?  If going for diversity, as is the rule these days, why not cast more diverse actors in other parts?  What's up, Joe? Hmmmmmmm?



                                                          The greatest error of all faces everyone, stage right, throughout the entire production.  This is a recreation of a car garage, with the car sticking out, as if ready to go anytime.  To those who know, this is a visual foreshadowing of the proclaimed death in the title, as well as a symbol of Willy's profession.   However, the car staring out at the audience, as if about to re-enact a scene from Stephen King's "Christine," is not of 1949 vintage, but 1964!!!!!!!!!!!!  What is wrong with you people?  Didn't you read the text?  Does anyone care about historic accuracy anymore???????????  Again, I blame Mantello.



                                                             It is Willy's suicide that turns out to be the worst, most egregious moment in the show.  And it should not have been.  Of course, it is foreshadowed throughout--references to other attempts, the finding of a tube, or a noosed rope--so I am not committing a spoiler here, but when the time comes, well.........................



                                                             The moment is so anticlimactic.  Willy walks out of the house, into the car, turns the key in the ignition, and slowly backs up into the garage, as the door closes down on him.  It is at that moment that the audience, especially those teens in the mezzanine, applaud tremendously.  Over a suicide?  Did they understand what is taking place?  Because, again, Mantello's staging omits clarity.  If Willy is carbon monoxiding himself, we should see some smoke come out from underneath the garage.  Also, Linda and the sons sleep through this?  In most productions, the suicide occurs backstage, with Willy, by sound effects, crashing the car into a tree, while Linda and sons simultaneously scream and cry out.   Here, there is quiet, applause, and then the cemetery.



                                                                Mantello also fails to make clear the reason for his suicide.  There was a method to his madness, darlings!  He realizes he is worth more dead than alive and kills himself so his family can collect on a $20K (a considerable sum for 1949) insurance policy.  And the way he does the death deed, proving it suicide would be difficult.



                                                                I don't care if Mantello wants to try something new.  But Joe hon, you have to make things clear to the audience.  Like Arthur Miller does with his writing.  Which is why I am glad to finally see this play on stage.  It will stand the test of time.



                                                                 I have hope Nathan and Company (Metcalf is already there) will improve in their performances.  I have no doubt they will.



                                                                 But, Mr. Mantello, if any of the forthcoming reviews of this show are like mine, it is on you, and you alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                                  Chop, chop, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!