Girls, Did You Know Yesterday Would Have Been Betsy Palmer's 100th Birthday??????????????????????????????

                                 No one has ever said, "Kill her, Mommy! Kill her!" like Betsy Palmer.  I can say this because I am having such fun with Linda Cardellini as the young Pam Voorhees, whom I could easily see morphing into Palmer.  The adaptation, however, is something else, and that is not a compliment, but I will discuss all that at length, once I have finished the entire series.

                                   How could Betsy have guessed a piece of junk like "Friday The 13th" would have become a cult classic, and Mrs. Voorhees turn out to be her signature role?  Such are the ways of show biz careers.

                                       Wouldn't we all have loved to wear that white fisherman's sweater yesterday to honor Miss Palmer.  I know I would have.

                                          So, a happy 100th birthday to Betsy Palmer, and another 100 years of entertainment from Mrs. Voorhees.

                                           "...what you did to him!  Look what you DID to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                          Don't you just love it, darlings???????????????????????

Happy All Souls Day, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Yesterday was All Saints Day, honoring Bernadette, The Fatima Children, St. Francis, and future saints like Pope Leo and Sister Camille D'Arienzo.

                              Today, we honor those having gone before us--parents, friends, associates, and others in our pasts.

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                                I apologize for not posting yesterday, but it was a frantic day, and I had to witness something excruciating, which I will examine on this blog in the very near future.

                                  Meanwhile, a Happy All Saints And All Souls Day!

                                 Starting November on a positive note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And So We Come To November!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          Darlings, if you think 2026 has gone fast, wait for these next six weeks.  Today is All Saints Day, tomorrow is All Souls Day, my birthday is coming up, as well as Musical Theater Week and later Thanksgiving.  Then comes December and the holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Gird your loins or whatever, darlings.  Things speed up now like a silent movie played at the wrong speed.

                                              But we are looking forward to a lot of excitement.  First and foremost, I hope "Svengoolie" improves his line up for this month.  How dare he show "The Wizard Of Oz.?"  Cheapening one of the great cinematic achievements of the 20th century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  I expect to post more movie reviews this month, thanks to You Tube and Criterion.

                                                  And books!  Oh, my God, I will never reach 100 this year!  I feel like such a failure.  And the "The New York Times" list will be coming out, and I may have to read what is on their fiction list.  Where is time?  I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                    I also have to pick out an ANNA WINTOUR restaurant for my birthday celebration with David.

                                                    Help me get through November, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!  It will be some month!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               What a day!  Not only is it Halloween, but the end of October, and then comes November with the marathon, Musical Theater Week, my birthday and others.

                                 So, a Happy Halloween to all, and what an October, what with Philly, seeing old friends and new, and the huge number of unseen movies watched and recorded this month, though I have yet to post on "Parasite."  Tonight we may watch "Crystal Lake, " because I want to see how the young Pamela Voorhees handles things, and if she gets her hands on that slut, Claudette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    If you are Trick or Treating, girls, have fun, but be careful/

                                   Have fun, but safe Halloween, darlings, and see you next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Film Really Speaks To 1975 Los Angeles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Even after fifty years, "Shampoo" can still serve as a reminder to Easterners why we prefer living in the jungle of New York City than the smog ridden, politically laden infestation that is Los Angeles.

                                     Warren Beatty plays George, a straight (!!!!!!!!!!) hairdresser who screws anyone female in sight.  George has no plans or alternatives; he talks about opening a salon of his own but never follows through on it.  He will never be Sally Hershberger.

                                        Much of this film, wonderfully directed by Hal Ashby, consists of shots of Beatty on his motor bike, racing through Oriental-like hills and houses of Los Angeles. I am convinced Beatty was playing himself, circa 1975.  I cannot imagine how Annette Benning managed to tame him!!!!!!!!!!!  I know Carly Simon had him, but let me admit I never did, nor did I want to!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Goldie Hawn as Jill and Julie Christie as Jackie are two of his conquests, and neither one has looked better than in this film.  First, when one is Julie Christie, how can one not look good?  Wouldn't we all like to look like Julie Chrisite, darlings?????????  And Goldie Hawn here reminds those who might forget what a marvelous comic actress she was.  Daughter Kate Hudson never came close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                There is even a one scene appearance by a pre-"Star Wars" Carrie Fisher, who plays Lorna, daughter of Felicia (Lee Grant).  She gets the best line in the film--"Do you want to fuck?"

                                                   Cycle riding, fornicating and parties is what "Shampoo" adds up to in a dismal picture of Los Angeles, albeit tinged with humor.

                                                     I enjoyed every minute of it.  But one thing I could not believe.

                                                      Good an actress as Lee Grant is, and as fine is she is this film, SHE beat out Ronnee Blakley and Lily Tomlin in "Nashville???????????"  How???????????

                                                          One of many things I cannot forgive the MPAAS for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really?????????? PEOPLE Magazine Must Be Getting Desperate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             Noah Wylie????????  The SEXIEST Man Alive????????????????

                             You have got to be kidding.  I mean, he is nice looking enough, but with folks like Jake Gyllenhal and Jonathan Groff--even Daniel Radcliffe--out there, you have got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Everyone, including myself, remembers Wylie best as the baby-faced intern on TV's "E.R."  But that is about twenty years ago.  He was cute then.  Now, he has just aged.

                                   Maybe PEOPLE need gay men on the staff who judges this award.  Had there been any, I am sure it would not have gone to Noah Wylie.

                                     So many more I could have thought of.

                                      Maybe there is some kind of hormonal imbalance at PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Baby Boomer Generation Gets Its Due Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Far more eloquently than Joyce Maynard on that fateful April 23, 1972, Billy Crystal today speaks to our generation in a connective way with humor and insight that I was not quite expecting.

                                        I won't say I disliked Crystal; I just was not a fan.  I mean, he was OK on "SOAP," and on the Oscars, which I did not know he hosted for nine years!  But I was never one to run to a Billy Crystal show or movie.  Of course, I have seen the famous scene from "When Harry Met Sally," but it never made me want to see the rest of the movie.

                                             860 refers to the house address where Billy Crystal and his wife Janice raised their two daughters, hosted parties and family gatherings, and in general did what people do when living in a house for years.  That is, before being destroyed in one of the California wildfires.   Just like my family did at 166 North Tenth Avenue in Highland Park, NJ.  He interjects humor and pain, talking about loss, including that of his friend Rob Reiner, and the phone call he got when he learned what had happened.

                                                   It is 100 absorbing minutes of Crystal on stage.  He wrote this show, and had marvelous directorial help from Scott Ellis, one of the best out there.

                                                     Girls, would I lie if it was not good?  Would I tell you to run to a Billy Crystal show if I did not believe in it?  Well, I do, and here I am telling you to run and see this show.

                                                        Like me, you may come out with a different outlook on Billy Crystal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!