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Thursday, July 23, 2026

Coming Next Week--The Raving Queen's Criterion Closet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


       

                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, girls, I finally have assembled all the DVDs I compiled for my "Gay Film" list, so beginning next week, I will be watching and posting.



                          Though some words are in order.  I do not expect anyone to agree completely, or at all, with the list; these are just the most formative films of my youth, and the choices that came to me easily.
Others may have included "The Children's Hour," "Brokeback Mountain," "The Boys In The Band," "The Killing Of Sister George," or "Death In Vencie," and they would not be wrong.  But since I am limiting the list to ten films, I am going with what I have assembled, and they will be announced as I post after my viewing of them.


                          Girls, think of how much fun this will be.  I want to hear your choices too; if one of them is something I have not seen, it may drive me to watch.  I have resigned myself to not reading every book out there, but even for a fast reader like me, a film is quicker to watch.  So, I stand a greater chance of catching up on movies I want to.


                            The klieg lights are up, darlings!  So, look for my closet posts starting next week.


                             As I bring these films out of the closet and into the light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                              

Girls, Isn't This A Great Shot?????????????????????????


                         Look at that lighting, that blocking, that camerawork--this is the mark of great filmmaking, darlings, and this shot is from a little-known RKO thriller that deserves more recognition. The film is called "The Window;" it was shot in 1947 but released in 1949.  Pictured are child star Bobby Driscoll, who won a Juvenile Oscar for his performance, and an actress we all love, Ruth Roman, young, and in one of her sinister roles.



                             Ah, the tragedy of Bobby, whose body was found amidst a pile of rubble in the East Village on March 30, 1968.  Talk about Fantine.  I don't think his body was identified for a long time.  The body, I believe was first interred in an unmarked, or Potter's, grave.



                            "The Window" was Bobby's golden glory. Directed by Ted Tetzltaff, who should have received more recognition after the superb job he did on this film, the story is based on Cornell Woolrich's "The Boy Cried Murder," a variation on "The Boy Who Cried Wolf."



                                Tommy Woodry (Driscoll) lives with his working parents (Arthur Kennedy and Barbara Hale) in a Lower East Side tenement apartment in the late 1940's.  Upstairs above live Joe and Jean Kellerson (Paul Stewart and Ruth Roman) who, if you met them in the hall, would appear to be lovely people, but in reality, are nothing but a pair of grifters who are not above committing murder, and who would do Sante and Kenneth Kimes proud.



                                  Murder is what sets the film in motion.  Before there was air conditioning, or maybe even window fans, people in the Summer used to sleep out on their fire escapes.  Which is what Tommy Woodry does.  Much to his misfortune, he awakens to a light and noise coming from the Kellesons' apartment above.  He sneaks a peak and sees Mrs. Kellerson, all dolled up like a prostitute, which she probably is, with her husband's approval--pretty heady stuff for the 1940s--try to sneak money from a sailor whom she has gotten drunk.  The sailor awakens, realizes what is happening, and attacks Mr. Kellerson, as his wife grabs a pair of scissors, stabbing the sailor in the back, killing him.



                                    One can almost guess what happens next.  Tommy tells his parents, they do not believe him, the Kellersons get wind of it, and next thing they are after him.  To reveal more would ruin the film, but the performances are all award caliber, and it is a shame Stewart and Roman were not recognized for their work here.



                                      But the shot above carries a warning. Even if you are not a nine-year old boy, but you see a young Ruth Roman standing on your outside apartment fire escape looking in at you, don't hesitate--RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                       Head for the hills, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Girls, I Am Back From My Colonoscopy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      I thought this was the cutest and most tasteful way of conveying this message.  Not as annoying as Cologuard, or those droplets of urine and poop.



                                        Oh, hons, did my body get a workout on Tuesday.  Even with the lemon flavor the taste of the solution was unctuous.  Thank God for being allowed to drink Gatorade and coffee, because both helped.  Without them, I might have vomited.



                                           The procedure was faster than I thought.  The room began spinning once the IV fluid was in me, and my last thought was "The Wizard Of Oz," before coming to back in my bed spot, the procedure all done.  And nothing found!  So, I don't have to come back for five more years, or 1,825 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  But when does it stop?



                                                Anyway, nothing to really worry about till January when I may be facing ongoing cataract surgery.



                                                But we will cross that bridge when we come to it.



                                               Or, as Scarlett O'Hara would say, "I'll think about that tomorrow."



                                           

Monday, July 20, 2026

Girls, Can You Believe It Took Me This Long To See "Targets????????????????????????????"


                                     I had heard about "Targets" for years.  It was the remarkable debut of a promising then new director named Peteer Bogdanovich.  He went on to do "The Last Picture Show," in 1971, and then "Paper Moon," in 1973.  After that his career imploded.  What a sad end to such talent.



                                      "Targets" surprised me in several ways.  I had always imagined it was shot in black-and-white, but it was not.  Also, I had thought there would have been more of an interaction between Bobby, the killer, and Byron Orlock, the horror star played brilliantly by Boris Karloff in what was his final film role.  What a way to go out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                        Based on the Charles Whitman 1966 University of Texas shooting, the film shows Bobby evolving from having "funny ideas" into a full-fledged mass shooter.  The title is so apt, because the viewer sees him lining up his shots--as targets.  He starts with his family, then goes on to kill anyone he can.  It is chilling and disturbing to watch; it must have been in 1968, but you can bet this did not show up at any theaters in New Brunswick, New Jersey, back then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                       What is even more chilling about "Targets" is its prescience, for who could have, then foreseen, Columbine, Sandy Hook, and the Virginia Tech shootings?  And the wheel keeps going, spewing out more victims, while some arcane laws do not allow for accountability or still fail to take these incidents seriously.  And how about gun control?



                                          Bobby, played by Tim O'Kelly, may be a serial killer on the make, but he is so amateurish, leaving an entire arsenal of guns atop the gas tower he poses during the day while committing his atrocities.  But it is the fall of night, the seediness of Los Angles, and the terror that can erupt in a seedy L.A. drive-in that Bogdanovich and his cinematographer, the talented Laslo Kovacs, capture so well.  The final dissolving shot is just brilliant and says it all.



                                             "Targets" is a must for those who take cinema seriously.  But it also demonstrates that as used to as we seem to be to such incidents, this film still has the power to unnerve.



                                                  Don't miss it, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I Had Gone Into Show Business, I Might Have Ended Up Like This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                

                               That's right, girls!  Singing in a sleazy Atlantic City night club in New Jersey, drinking in between performances, and talking to anyone who will listen, like Dorothy Comignore as Susan Alexander in "Citizen Kane."  The movie makes it look fascinating but is it really?  What does Susan have now, compared to what she had?  At least she does not have to do jigsaw puzzles anymore!



                              Or I could be in some sleazy Manhattan night club, straddling the piano in a glamorous thirties gown, and singing "I'm Just A Black Sheep Who's Blue," like Dorothy Dell as Bangles Carson in "Little Miss Marker."



                                Some choices, huh?  Maybe it is a good thing I did not go into show business.



                               Oh, honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                               "Why don't you come and take me away from it all??I'm just a black sheep who's blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I Will Not Be Here For The Next Several Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                Like the sign says, I am having a colonoscopy on Wednesday, so I will be off this blog for some time.  I don't want to do it, but it is that time.  Tomorrow is the prep, which is still horrible: God grant me the strength to get through it. Then Wednesday I go and have the procedure.



                                    So much fear and things to worry about.  And yet I must go through this.  I would honestly rather do this than the alternative.



                                       May I return to write more about interesting items, new movies yet to be seen, and books having been and being read.  And anything else that should come up.



                                         Wish me luck, girls!  I will report on what happens when I return!



                                           "Oh, Mommy, Mommy, don't let the hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



                                          Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllppppppppppppppp   meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 18, 2026

I Finally Saw "The Third Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 



                         The above shot has been famous to me for years, ever since I saw footage from this film used in Peter Jackson's 1994 film, "Heavenly Creatures," a film I need to see again.


                             The teen girls in that film, a young Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynsey are obsessed with this film and go to see it constantly.  I can understand their obsession for this film, but not the reasons behind it.


                                Every frame in this masterpiece is pure gold.  So much so that, while Carol Reed gets directorial credit, I have to wonder if Orson Welles himself had a hand in its making.  So many of the shots rival what Welles did in some of his films.


                                  Welles is a mystery figure who does not appear till midway through the film, revealed by a cute cat.  Alida Valli is attractive and haunting as Anna, who loves Harry Lime in spite of his singular negative qualities.  Same with Joseph Cotten, who once again proves himself to be Hollywood's most underrated actor.  I must admit I prefer Valli in the role of the repressed lesbian recruiting young girls in "Les Yeux Sans Visage."


                                      Everything I have heard about this film is true--the footage in the sewers, the haunting amusement park, that iconic Ferris wheel, and the ride Lime and pulp novelist Holly Martine (Cotten) take on that Ferris wheel.  The images in this film are stunning, the plot striking, and it all came from the pen of Graham Creene.


                                        But it took Carol Reed and who knows who else to get it all on film.  Cinema is much better for it, since it can be looked at again and again.


                                          If you have seen it, you get what am I saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                         If you have not, then what are you waiting for??????????????