You're Not Kidding, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   When I reinvented myself as "The Raving Queen," and I did not hesitate to let the world know of my prettiness--and why shouldn't I?--you can bet there was a lot of  jealousy out there.

                                     What they don't realize is what we all have to go through to look like  this.  Bathing daily,--Feh! on the Non-Bathers!--not to mention creams, lotions, shampoos, conditioners, moisturizers, accessories, finger and toe cutting, and things needing to be plucked.

                                       It is not easy.  I spend a half hour at the start of each day,  in the bathroom!  And don't forget oral care!

                                       Being pretty is not easy, it is hard work!

                                      So, all  you jealous ones out there, shut up, and do something about yourselves.

                                    There is always room for improvement, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!