Perhaps Martha Stewart Should Play Mrs. Lovett In "Sweeney Todd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                           Stephen Sondheim may have been on to something when he wrote in this musical about Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop--"Have hand it to her/Wot I calls enterprise/Poppin' pussies into pies!"

                              Well, darlings, according to the latest that is exactly what Martha Stewart is doing!!!!!!!!!

                               When her pets pass, she turns them into pet food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Can you believe it?  I am not surprised at Martha; that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Like Sondheim said, "It's man devouring man, my dear."

                                 He was ahead of his time in so many ways with "Sweeney Todd."

                                 And he foreshadowed a bitch like Martha!  Hey, she may not be the first to have done this, but she has a brand to sell.  And this does not go with it.  So, she is looking to take another trip down the tubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Goodbye, Martha!  We will not miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!