We Just LOVE Astoria, The Turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                         I think she actually surfaced in Astoria, Queens, hence the name.  Not since Flaco has a bird captured the city's heart.  She is just a wild female turkey who is looking for a mate.  Let's face it, hons, a girl has to do what she has to do, and finding a man is difficult for anyone.  But Astoria is a smart turkey and made the right decision--she flew across the East River, and over to Manhattan.

                          There, among the city night life, I expect she will find her perfect mate.  She certainly has good instincts

                          Astoria is such a sweetie, I do not want to happen to be what happened to Flaco--eating rats and other poison.  But when one is a wild thing in Manhattan, how does one survive?  

                          I love you, Astoria, and so do all on here, and hope you find your mate soon.

                          Like Shakespeare said, Astoria, "Springtime is the only pretty ring time!!!!!!!!!!!!!"