I Cannot Wait For This Film In January!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       The holiday season is not yet upon us, and already I am anticipating January.  That is because on January 2, everything stops, and I develop Seasonal Affect Disorder.  But something is coming along that may remedy that--a trash horror film called "Primate."

                                         I was even more excited when I heard the plot--a possessed monkey!  Would its head turn?  Would it spew green vomit?  Would it be the voice of Linda Blair?  Mercedes McCambridge?

                                          The potential for hilarity was unlimited.  But this morning, while researching this post, I found the film to be no more than a simian "Cujo."  A family adopts a chimpanzee that is rabid and begins attacking them.  Now, even though this is not as fun as the first plot, this could help relieve those January doldrums.

                                               I just know that the monkey will steal the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              But how I long for the days of "The Monkey's Uncle," with Annette Funicello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!