When It Comes Right Down To It, Darlings, The Whole Thing Can Be Blamed On A Cheap Cocktail Waitress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           This is Tara Lintz, girls, who was nothing more than a cheap cocktail waitress in Florida; I can hear Joan Rivers right now saying "You miserable tramp,!" and she would be right.

                                             Tara, it turned out, was an old high school friend of Christopher Coleman's wife, Sheri.  By time the incident which I will write about happened, on May 5, 2009--the Colemans had been married for awhile, and had two young boys, Garrett, 11, and Gavin, 9.  They were also living in Illinois!!!!!!!!!

                                                Now, if there is anything I hate, beside pedophiles and child molesters/abusers, it is Family Annihilators.  John List, back in Westfiield, New Jersey, pioneered the term, when he killed his entire family--even his mother!!!!!!!!--and went on the lam for 18 years!!!!!!!!!!!!  List is now turning on a spit while red figures in pitchforks poke at him, and, eventually, he will be joined by Christopher Coleman, who on the date mentioned, killed, by strangulation with a wire, wife Sheri and their two boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  Like List, Coleman wanted out of the life he was living.  Instead of financial shame as the motivator, it was good old American lust.  Coleman dispensed with his present day family, so he could continue carrying on, and marrying, Tara Lintz, with whom he had been having a torrid affair.  And he did not want to be saddled with child support or divorce proceedings, so this was his alternative!!!!!!!
What a swell guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                   You have to figure Chris and Tara for a couple of prize dummies.  Not only did Chris not think he would be caught, but also, with him at 32, and Tara within that age range, I am sure both thought his handsome ruggedness and her voluptuousness would last forever, not forgetting that, as time goes on, even some things sag, while others droop!  Hell, even Sharon Tate, as Jennifer North, in "Valley Of The Dolls," knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                     That cheap piece of baggage, Tara!!!!!!!!!!  To think it was Sheri who introduced them!!!!!!!!!  And imagine her not doing any jail time for this.  I think she actually testified against Chris, but I still say she should have been held accountable in some way, since, while she may not have planned the whole thing, she was the cause of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                          Well, it's been eight years, and maybe Tara is finding her looks are starting to go, and cocktail waitress work is drying up!  As are other things, Tara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Getting a cocktail waitress job these days may not come so easy as it once did. Guess you'll have to settle for cleaning out vacated motel rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                               Plenty of those in Florida to work in, darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!