Even Women Can Be Sexist, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             When I saw the latest issue of Cosmo, girls, I thought, "What has happened to Emmy Rossum?  Such a promising ingenue in the film version of "The Phantom Of The Opera," and now this?  Showing her ass-ets on the cover, and this sexist comment about men?????????????

                              For my gay readers on here, not to fear.  Emmy isn't speaking for our group, because she hasn't even got a clue!!!!!!!!!!!  Hell, with this comment, she doesn't have a clue when it comes to straight men.

                               Some may think it strange that I, The Raving Queen, would take a stance in favor of straight men!!!!!!!!!!!   Well, why should they be demeaned??????????  And in such a cheap manner?

                                 I have never honestly heard men, gay or straight, wax rhapsodic about grilled cheese.  I do not understand this connotation at all.  If she had said, flavored lube gel and sex, I might have said, OK--but grilled cheese??????????????  Where is she getting this info from????????  Or, more correctly, who put these words in her mouth???????????

                                 It sounds, to me, like Emmy is doing her version of the redneck adage about women being good for nothing but being barefoot in the kitchen, and pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!  How many times have we heard that one, girls?????????  But Emmy is not a redneck, though her statement suggests she is acting like one.

                                Em, darling, why do you want to demean straight men??????????    Just because your marriage to Justin Siegel did not work out, is this any reason to diss men??????????????

                                  I don't know, but I do know that those who may have eaten grilled cheese without impunity, will think more about it, before they do it!  As for Emmy, if you don't behave, you will get grilled cheese stuffed down your throat, till your ass cannot fit on the magazine cover!  It will have grown bigger than Jenny "From The Block" Lopez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!