"Oh, The Harmons And The Langdons Won't Be Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                            This is not "Oklahoma!,:" girls!  This is "American Horror Story--Murder House," and while the two families will never be the best of friends, that do prove Leo Tolstoy's axiom, in the opening sentence of "Anna Karenina."

                              Let's start with The Harmons.  We already know about pussy hound Ben, and that slut, Hayden, who followed him all the way to California!!!!!!!!!!  Not to mention tramp Moira, the maid, whom he can't keep his hands off, either.  Then, there is Vivien, his wife, and all I can say about her is--victim, Victim, VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   I have no sympathy for this simp, who plays the victim card every chance she gets.  The parents are so dumb they don't realize when their daughter, Violet, is dead.  Of course, Violet, the smartest of this bunch, doesn't realize it, either--at least,. not right away.  And she is to blame for letting the Langdon influence, into the house.

                             This is by way of Tate Langdon, portrayed by Evan Peters.  You see, the Langdons used to live in the Murder House, but when Constance Langdon's (Jessica Lange) husband, Hugo, was killed by Constance, for his whoring ways, they had to move next door.  Hugo and Constance gave birth to all monstrous children--the deformed Addy, Beauregard, and another, as yet unknown, sibling.  Tate was the only one physically perfect---but his monstrousness was on the inside.  When Constance took up with sleazeball jerk, Larry Harvey (Denis O'Hare, Tate goes to Larry's workplace, and sets him afire, then goes to his school, Westfield High School, and commits a Columbine-like massacre.  The only difference here is that, I am not sure Tate's victims were undeserving.  This would also apply to Chad and Patrick, whom he murders as kinky "Rubberman," and kills them in a homophobic rage.  But then, as a couple, they were not sterling models of gay men.  He also, as "Rubberman," rapes and impregnates Vivien, which gives her another thing to cry victim about.  So, when she becomes a ghost, too, who cares???????????

                           Who's left?  Why, Constance, played by Jessica Lange, a tough survivor, living on the fringes of minor Hollywood success she came to town to get, only not enough of.  Just as with Jessica's other characters on the show, there is a strong performance component, which, I think is part of the interconnections of the shows.

                              But The Harmons and Langdons are not your garden variety families.  They are the polar opposites.  Next to Violet, the smartest one in the bunch is the ghost of Infantata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               He should kill all the rest, who are still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!