What Is It With These TV Meteorologists???????????????????

                         Not even in acting have I seen people hired on the basis of their looks as I have in TV meteorology.  Sure, there's Lonnie Quinn, and we love him.   I mean, he is HOT, and he has some brains!

                        Several nights back, my beloved and I were forced to watch Eyewitness News on ABC-TV, and we got a gander at their meteorologist, Jeff Smith.  What on earth is he doing there?

                        "Fags have pretty good taste," says one character in the iconic novel, "Valley Of The Dolls."  Jeff, sadly enough, is not one of these. He is a victim of the Deborah Norville Syndrome--the hire brought to  New York City, and forced to give execs head--or something else--in order to get the job, because, let me tell you, on camera he comes off dumber than a pig in shit!  No offense to pigs!

                          I can tell you right now, he is a Big Old Bottom--the kind who lets his tops work him over with Latex gloves, if you get my drift.  I am not going further than that, except to say maybe an aerial position got him the job!

                           When not in the studio, he spends his time at the gym. Uh-huh.  You would think that would imply he is dumb, but actually that shows he has some smartness about him. At 34, he knows his entire future rests on the durability of his body--after all, what else does he have to offer?--so he is determined to make it last as long as he can. There are plenty of these types of gay men out there, who at least have some ability to evaluate themselves.

                              Jeff is the one on the far right. As if you couldn't tell.

                              He SO fits the profile doesn't he, darlings????????? And he is not particularly delicious looking!

                               He must have satisfied some exec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!