For True Retro, Girls, You MUST Visit Jade Island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Let us start with this restaurant's location being in Staten Island, where Retro rules, anyway! I mean, the hair products, alone!!!!!!!!!!  Some, like myself, may have to wear concealing garments to prevent the media from knowing one is on (gasp!) Staten Island, but I am telling you, "Jade Island" is worth it!

                                    A tropical mixture of Chinese, Szechuan and Polynesian style cooking, the food is fabulous, presented in retro style, while the atmosphere has party lanterns, Tiki booths, and tropical fountains.  And the clientele!  Oh, my God!  The two women sitting behind us were real elderly, Staten Island babes!  I am sure they were either ex-nuns, or on the run from some local nursing home!  Who could blame them for coming here, after what they get served, there?

                                    Our two wild and crazy neighbors, Dan and Jennifer, introduced us to this place.  Soon, I am telling you, those fun loving kids will go on the lam, like Bonnie and Clyde, and get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       But not before they stop at COSCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       You MUST "Jade Island," girls!  It's almost as much fun as "Gilligan's Island!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                         But with no Ginger, or Mary Anne!

                                         That's up to you, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!