Darlings, Aunt Gladys Is This Year's Fashion Icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             Really, girls, Chloe Malle needs to get her act together and put a fully dressed Aunt Gladys on the cover of "VOGUE."  I have heard stories of Aunt Gladys's being seen in last year's Halloween parties, and as a receptionist at a gay bar in St. Louis!!!!!!!!!!!!  I bet Vincente Minnelli would have loved it.  If only he could have done a movie about Aunt Gladys.

                              I want Aunt Gladys to become a cottage industry.  Dolls, coffee mugs, outfits adults can wear--think of the revenue she could bring.  And who would not like to have their own parasitic voodoo stick?  That could straighten out all problems.  Maybe even Trigonometry.  If only Trig could be banished from existence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Aunt Gladys would also make a great home health aide.  I would love to have her visit here.

                               For those who have not yet seen "Weapons," do so, and see what all the fuss is about Aunt Gladys.

                                  Here is a scene of Aunt Gladys in action.

                                 You just gotta LOVE her, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!