Go, Granny, Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           Darlings, we just LOVE Doris Payne!  The devil may wear Prada, but Doris wears van Cleef And Arpels!

                            That is because Doris is the most renowned jewel thief in twentieth century America.  This sweet, but cool as ice Granny, has been plying her trade for decades, amassing a fortune of close to thirteen million dollars!  I am telling you, if Doris had been in the car when that bitch, Diana Ross, was blowing Berry Gordy, Diana might have found some jewels missing...and so would have Gordy.  Maybe even his "family jewels," because Doris had no use for domesticity.  Oh, no!  She ditched her Mama and two children, supporting them by jewel heisting all over the country.  Mama did not approve of what Doris was doing, but you better believe she took the money!  Oh, yes!!!!!!!!!!!

                            You have to hand it to Doris!  Elegant, gracious, and clever enough to dismantle a $750K diamond from its setting, and sew it into her girdle, going undetected, in those pre-technology days!  And she is doing just fine, at 85, dears!!!!!!!!!!

                              I am telling you, girls, it will give Playtex of food for thought!  Go, Doris!  Maybe you should run a Fortune 500 Company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!