A Guide For Burgeoning Young Gay Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                I recently heard the true story of a young (22) gay man, who was having trouble with his sexuality, or accepting it.  Or wanting to be it.  Or not knowing what he wanted to be.

                                                  These are common experiences for most young gay men, to some extent.  I maintain one's sexuality is with them at birth, so when it emerges, it may be hard to accept.

                                                  The young man in question is coming to terms with it, but his thinking is somewhat skewered.

                                                    He calls himself a dancer, and has the body for it, but wants to go into acting instead.  I think he suffers from youth, having the idea he would just walk into an audition, get the part, and that would be it.  Of course, that is not how it happens.

                                                     Recently, he revealed another course of action, one which would make the above seem acceptable.

                                                      His dream, his goal, is to find himself a "sugar daddy" who will take care of him. Yet I don't see him taking actions.

                                                       The place to find "sugar daddies," darlings, is the Upper East Side of Manhattan.  So, he has to go there, first.  Second, even if he is lucky enough to find someone, we are not talking about the most gorgeous of men.  They are old, fat, bloated, and desperate for someone young.  Now, if you are into this type of man, fine.  But if not, how can one lower oneself to have sex with someone one is not attracted to?  And another thing, these relationships never work out.  Oh, they are fine for a while, but as things are going on, both partners are aging, and when the young thing gets too old, as the sugar daddy eventually feels, out he goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  To what future?  Finding another sugar daddy?  Because, the older one gets, the more difficult they are to find, until becoming one yourself.

                                                           This is not a course of action I would advise any burgeoning young gay man.  Get a copy of "VOGUE," and study it carefully, read up on ANNA, dress appropriately, and hang out at Balthazar.

                                                              Because, darlings, if you want the classy, you have to have class yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!