Monday, August 31, 2009

Girls, It Was Just Me In The Kitchen All Weekend!

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Darlings, you would not believe the weekend I had. It started with me going to the market to get all kinds of ingredients, because, in one ...
Friday, August 28, 2009

Girls, Just A Few More Hours Till You Can Remove Those Girdles!!!!!

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...And then the weekend will be here, and girls I plan to cook up a storm and get my hair done. Tonight I may sautee the vegetables to get r...

Girls, It Is Back To Fashion Tips And Hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darlings, this weekend the film to see is "The September Issue," a documentary profiling fashion high priestess Anna Wintour. Now...
Thursday, August 27, 2009

Girls, I Just Have To Bitch!!!!!!

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I am feeling like a real bitch today, darlings, one reason being I did not get much sleep last night. This was my fault, because last night...
Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Darlings, I Don't Know How I Keep Up With Myself!!!!!!!!!!

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Sweeties, I am telling you, what with my screening last night of "In A Lonely Place," with Gloria Grahame sauntering sultrily acro...
Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Girls, Where In The World Am I Going To Get Some Beef Bourgenon????

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Let me tell you, darlings, that in spite of that SOB Mr. Weisner I am going to dine on the above,if only I can find a place that will serve ...
Monday, August 24, 2009

Darlings, Do You Think It's All "What's The Matter With Helen?"

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I am talking, of course, about my life, darlings, which, like everyone else, has its own peaks and valleys, even if I am more brilliant and ...