Darlings, We LOVE Noelle Beck As Stephanie Mulroney!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, I am telling you, when it comes to "Law And Order," that Noelle Beck is all over the place. We loved her as Audrey, the vigilante Victims Advocate with a justifiable agenda, and we again ADORED her as Debra, the tough-as-nails wife of Jay Mohr's schizo fashion designer. But as far as I am concerned, Miss Beck's best moments come when she is playing fast lane heiress Stephanie Mulroney!!!!!!

You just GOTTA love her, darlings!!!!!!! An entitled child of Irish wealth, who has been thrown out of every private school imaginable, yet somehow makes it college, where she accuses fellow student Dean Woodruff of date rape, while others say he gave her the brush-off. But watch out for Miss Stephanie, honey, because she goes after Those Who Do Her Dirt!!!!!!!! No wonder I love and relate to Stephanie!!!!!!!

Poor defenseless Stephanie!!!!!!! She of the flowing hair, porcelain skin and pouting lips. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, she is so cool!!!!!!!! She is simply like a driver taking a wrong turn, or the wrong fork in the road!!!!!! Good girl with all the bad breaks!!!!!!!

Of course, the Mulroney family is powerful. So when she needs to get out of a scrape, she calls on family lackey Patrick Rumsky (played by Josef Sommer in another one of his great evil parts!!!) who sacrificed a brilliant legal career for the profit of becoming the Mulroneys' sycophant, only to be screwed over by them in the end. He deserved what he got!!!!!!!!

Actually, Stephanie has been SO popular, she was also featured, I believe, on another episode--either an 'SVU" or a "Criminal Intent!' I say bring back Stephanie!!!!!!! She is the most refreshing bitch to come on this franchise since Sarah Paulson as Ann Gillette. Whether planning murder or a fashionable luncheon, you can be sure Stephanie looks her best!!!!!!!!!!

As do all my girls, I am sure!!!!!!! Only don't plan murder, darlings!!!!! Stick to pre-dinner cocktails instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!