Like The Song In "Chicago" Says, "She Had It Coming!!!!!!!!!!"

                             Just look at this, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can you believe how nasty that Mothra is being to our beloved Gojira?????????  Mothra has had what I am about to do coming for a LONG time--so this week it is time to give her the Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              That slant-eyed, flying Miss, Mothra!!!!!!!!!!!  Thinks she's so powerful, living on Infant Island, being waited on hand and foot by two tiny girls, who beat each other out for the lead in "Memoirs Of A Geisha!"  Back in 1962, when Mothra ("Mosura" in Japan!!!!!!!) made her screen debut, she thought she was the hottest thing to come flying out of Toho since Rodan!!!!!!!!!  Even Rodan has more class than Mothra!!!!!!!!!  And Gojira agrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Mothra is so lazy she has to be coaxed out of her egg from within a rock by an old native man with Dementia!!!!!!!!!!!   Here, Gojira has been an international star, darlings, for almost a decade, then Mothra appears, thinking she is Hot Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!  Hey, Mothra, I got news for you--if it wasn't for Gojira paving the way, you would never have seen the lights of the camera!!!!!!!!  You should be damned grateful to him, because, if you don't watch out, you are going to be deported from Infant Island to Monster Island, where the unemployed Toho creations await their turns between gigs!!!!!!!!!  Only Mothra and Gojira get their own personal islands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Pick on someone your own size, you big, flying moth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Someday, Gojira is going to hurl a giant moth ball at you, which will have you reeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Because he IS the Greatest (not to mention BIGGEST) Star!  You don't see BARBRA messing with him, do you????????????????

                                   So, quit flapping your wings, you big flying bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!  You may be Bitch Of The Week, but Gojira is always first as the Star In  Our Hearts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     Go fry an egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!