Another Take On An Annoying Topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Recently, girls, I have seen another Consumer Cellular ad, where it is learned the wife's name is Connie!  She is not as abrasive, as in the first ad, but you can see she still has that snarky quality.  The new ad shows them shopping in the neighborhood, though whether they have returned home, for a time, or are still on the Bonnie And Clyde lam, (which is my guess!!!!!!!) is never made clear.

                              Oh, and you have to see the scene where Connie models this red dress for Jack, in a desperate bid to save their marriage, by trying to keep him from sniffing anything female that walks down the street!!!!!!!!!  Actually, she does not look bad, in the dress, but she still thinks of herself as a high ranking cougar!  Come on, Connie; get real!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Who knows what will be next for these two?  Consume Cellular in prison?????
Actually, I have a better idea.

                                  Have an ad that places them in a theater, where a musical is being performed, amidst an audience of confirmed Theater Queens!  Have their phones go off, during the performance, and the enraged Theater Queens, turn, and look at them.  The show stops, and everyone--including the actors on stage--chase them out of the theater, and into the street!  The ad ends, with them clawing at the TV screen, screaming to get away from the advancing mob, about to descend upon them.  Sort of like Mrs. Hutchinson, in "The Lottery,"  Or, more apt, Kevin McCarthy, at the close of the original "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers!"

                                Splat!  There they go!!!!!!!!  Bye Bye, Connie and Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 What a perfect end to this annoying series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!