Be Careful Of Those Fantasies, Girls, Because They Can Take You Too Far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                       
                                         I want you all to pay careful attention tonight, while you watch, "Go Ask Alice," the opening episode of ID's new program, "A Crime To Remember."  The Alice in question is Alice Crimmins, of Kew Gardens,Queens, who, back in the Summer of 1965, was accused of kidnapping and killing her two children, Eddie, Jr. 5 and Alice Marie (aka Missy) age 4.

                                           What really happened was Alice was tried in the court of public opinion, which, you know, sometimes, dolls, I think is more important, and tells more of the truth.  That Alice Crimmins was just a cheap thing--dressing in toreador pants, teased hair, scarves, sun glasses, and fuck me high heels!!!!  Not June Cleaver, at all; she was just some cheap cocktail waitress from Queens!!!!!!  And, with the Kitty Genovese case having happened,  just sixteen months before in the same section, Queens was getting quite a bad reputation for itself, especially to suburbanites such as I, who had yet to set foot there.

                                               But I am here to counsel you, dolls!  I know, I know, we all have those fantasies of being cheap cocktail waitresses--working in dives, serving drinks to business men or truckers, while dressed in tight, clingy clothes, heeled to the max, bullet bras sticking out our boobs so far  it was in anticipation of Dolly Parton  Not to mention being able to actually live on such a salary!!.  Calling our customers, "Hon," chewing gum, and saying  "Wha'cha want?" and sometimes getting, in return, money, or a blow job!  Just like Alice!!!!!!  Yes, girls, it might be fun for awhile, but the fun can't last forever, and look what it did for Alice??????????/  You think about this tonight as you watch what Alice went through.

                                                I still think trampy Alice did it!  A good Catholic; yeah, right; she makes me look like St. Bernadette Of Lourdes.   Alice Crimmins was definitely one of those girls, who, had she been in Ireland, would have been packed off to the sisters at the Magdalene Asylum, with nary a word said!  Too
bad that did not happen here--a lot of trouble and grief would have been prevented!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                 It amazes me the supporters of Alice's innocence never bother to hypothesize who might have done the crime, and how.  And how it has managed to remain unsolved all this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  No wonder the episode is called "Go Ask Alice." Only, she ain' t talking!

                                                  See you here tomorrow, girls, where we will dish!  And not behind some cocktail bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!