Please Don't Tell Me This Is Going To Be A Homophobic Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         There are two interesting things about this story, darlings!!!  The first is that Ryan Langenegger, pictured above is straight.  The second is that there is actually a hip version of Omaha, Nebraska.  It is called the Old Market!!!!!!!!  Who would have thought?  And what would Marlin Perkins have thought, if he was still alive??????????

                                           Not only is Ryan straight, he is a U.S. Marine, usually not the most forward thinking of individuals!!!! I mean, come on, the military?  Well, he, and two friends of his, who are gay--Joshua Foo and Jacob Gellinger--were hanging out, munching and socializing at the Pepper Jax Grill!  Remember, girls, this is Omaha, not the Big apple, or the Big Easy!!!!!!!!!!!  One of the friends, Gellinger, was dressed in drag.  The three had attended a drag show together.  Whether Gellinger was a performer, or just in the party spirit, is not clear.  What is clear is that three homophobic thugs--the kind who should have been at home nibbling on their beer and beef jerky, while beating their wives or girl friends, began harassing the group.  One of the men told the drag Gellinger he was "disgusting," then the trio began beating on Ryan, when he stood up to defend his friends!!!!  Ryan was cut badly, and given a nasty gash on his forehead!!!!!!!!!!

                                         Police are investigating this as a Hate Crime--duh, YEAH!!!!!!--and  I hope they nail these jerks to the wall!  Imprison them, make them read VOGUE, and teach them to sew!  Then put them in a sweatshop!  Maybe with Kathie Lee!!!!!!!!!  As for Ryan, kudos to this guy!  Not only do you tell it to the Marines, not all militia are homophobes!!!!!!!!  Some are even gay, themselves!!!!!!!!!!

                                         As Alice Faye sang, in the 1936 Shirley Temple film, "Poor Little Rich Girl,  "I love a military man!!!!!!!!!!"

                                         Oh, my goodness, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!