How Dare Gojira Be Treated This Way????????????????????

                          Why is Show Business, treating its best denizens, like crap????????  First, Naya Rivera, and now--Gojira??????????? As if anyone would DARE??????????????????????

                             With just thirteen days--and counting--till the arrival of his latest movie, Gojira Fever has been rising. He was the subject of an Op-Ed piece in The New York Times, and we are very proud of him.  The footage I have seen from the film looks good, and Gojira looks great--he looks LEAN and MEAN!!!!!!!  I mean he trained for a whole year, for this film, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Now, a story has leaked out that the Japanese people are not happy with the way Gojira looks--that he  looks overweight,  pudgy and cute!!!!!!!!!!  Well, first, what is wrong with being cute?  Gojira has always been that way, and he is the monster we all love, because he is the only one with a great big heart!   He greets children, shakes hands, signs autographs, everything!!!!!!!!!  You don't see any other creature, doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    Not to mention his humanitarian work for Sister Camille D'Arienzo, and her Sisters Of Mercy!!!!!!!!!  All of whom will be his special guests at the premiere!  Along with Pete, and Cujo!!!!!!!!!!
Even Victoria, and Stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!   They are so busy gussying up for this event, they haven't had time for outside appearances!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      This story is the product of the nasty publicity mill from the Department of Mothra, over on Infant Island.   Even the Island Girls have had it--they want to add songs to their club act, like "I Only Want To Be With You!"  They are damned sick and tired of just signing that "Mosura" song.

                                         Listen, Mothra, dry up!  If it wasn't for Gojira, Toho never would have given you a chance!  I know you have entered into some kind of unholy alliance with Julie Taymor, but let's see, with her track record, where that leads!!!!!!!!!!   If you don't watch it, you are going to get unwound into a pile of string!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         The cheek of that Mothra!  Don't you tarnish our Gojira!!!!!!!!!!  We love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            You hear that, Gojira????????????????????????