There Is No Excuse--If You Are Gay, You Have GOT To See "Maleficent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                             Yes, darlings, it is true; I wanted Meryl Streep to play the part, but the word on the street is that Angelina is fabulous; this might be her best turn since Lisa Rowe, in 1999's "Girl, Interrupted!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                But, really, being gay, how can you afford not to see this film?  After all, Maleficent has been an early Bitch Of The Week on here, because she is one bitch we all love, and is, as I have repeatedly said, the evil fairy that every gay man thinks he is, or wants to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  In this version, Maleficent is betrayed by the one she loves, and before you can say "Fatal Attraction," she is sporting that costume, horns, rod, and raven!  How many of you, darlings, have been betrayed, and would like to be empowered, like Maleficent???????????  Not to mention being able to turn into the most magnificent dragon ever,  if you have seen the 1959 animated "Sleeping Beauty!!!!!!!!!"  Will Maleficent do that, here???????  Only seeing the movie can answer the question.

                                  I have always had a thing for witches.  In my early years of viewing "The Wizard Of Oz," the Witch was my favorite character.  I was a Witch for Halloween, in kindergarten.  One of my earliest favorite children's books was called "The Littlest Witch!!!!!!"  And when I finally saw Disney's "Sleeping Beauty," well, there was no question--I wanted to be Maleficent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    The name rhymes with "magnificent," and is a riff on "malevolent!"

                                     Wouldn't it be simply fabulous, to have tea with her, at the St. Regis, darlings?????????

                                        Think what could be learnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!