"Brush Up Your Shakespeare! Start Quoting Him Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                          So, what's it to be--"Kiss Me, Kate," or "The Desperate Hours?"

                          David Sweat is cute enough for Musical Theater, but I doubt if he knows a single word of any show tune written.  If you like that bad boy type, girls, he is your man!  Or, maybe you should avoid him!

                            But you have to hand it to both he and Richard Matt.  One reads about prison breaks like these, one sees them in movies, but who thought anything this clever or exciting could take place in present day life?

                               That Joyce Mitchell, she was some pathetic, sexually desperate thing, to do what she did!!!!  She swears she did not have sex with the prisoners, though God knows she did just about everything else. But I have my doubts, there. What I want to know is how Matt and Sweat could stand to have sex with her????????  Even Matt is better to look at than Mitchell!

                                 These two, before this is finished, will probably end up hosting their own "Survivor" type reality show, teaching others the skills they used!  I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

                                    When I heard about the breakout, I was terrified they would come to my Brooklyn neighborhood.  Looks like they have gone rural, and let them stay there!   Ticks and Lyme Disease may get them there, before anything else!

                                        However, with them on the lam for so long, this could turn into "The Desperate Hours" for some distraught family.

                                          I would actually opt for "The Desperate Hours."  Both the Joseph Hayes novel, and the subsequent Broadway play, which Hayes made from his novel.  Frederic March played the patriarch on Broadway, while Paul Newman played one of the thugs.  March repeated his role on film, with Humphrey Bogart, in his last bad guy role, playing Glenn Griffin in the 1952 film version. The whole thing was based on the experiences of the Hill family of Whitemarsh, PA, who, on September 11 and 12 of 1952, were held captive for 19 hours by escaped convicts.  I pity the poor family that might undergo this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     Keep going rural, boys, and don't come anywhere near New York!!!!!!!!!  Or, better yet, get pounded to death by a group of wild lesbians!  Maybe Dykes On Bikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      I have to give these two an "A" for cleverness, but their time is going to run out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Too bad you didn't study theater, guys!