Always In Love With Amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   Amy Sedaris, that is.

                                  Baby Gojira was so disappointed the other night, at the David Sedaris reading, because he did not get to see Amy.  He still wants to be on her show, preferably as a sous chef, but he has a craft idea for the show, which, I am sure, has never been attempted.

                                    Actually, Amy herself supplied the idea in  her famous Village tour on YouTube, which was done back in 2004.  When talking about one of the many porn shops that were in her neighborhood, then, she says, at one point, "And they have holes."  Clearly, the audience did not get that.  But I did.  She meant glory holes.

                                     Glory holes are always at crotch level, so men of a certain inclination can stick their appendages through them, even though it is anyone's guess what is on the other side.  And if they get some wacked out homophobe, or, maybe a guy with penile dentata--who will just bite it off!
Yuck!

                                       What fascinated me about glory holes, is how and when they are made. And by whom?  At Rutgers Men's Room, back in the day, the stalls were made of something porous, and more plasticized than wood.  Hey,  I am gay! What do I know about construction, except the workers???????

                                        The perfection of roundness, and the smoothness of the carefully crafted hole was always impressive to me.  Even in cheap sleazy places, the material may have been crude, but the craftsmanship was superb.

                                          I mean, when was the first glory hole in history?  Who built it, and when? Who coined the term, and how is it properly defined.  We all know what GLOOOOOORYYYYYYYY means, don't we, fellow queens?  A person could do a whole dissertation on this topic!

                                            I guess by now, Amy, and readers, you have figured out what the crafts project is.  Right--a home made glory hole!  If the censors would allow it, but since the audience did not grasp it, back in 2004, I am sure it could get through.  Baby Gojira would love to help, especially if Chris Meloni could come back, and guest assist.  Then, once drilled and sanded, Amy could sail in with her versatility--what color to paint the rim; curtains or not, and what kind, and what kind of shelf paper around the rim to absorb the.....leakage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Anyway, Baby Gojira and I think it's a cute idea!

                                       How 'bout it, Amy????????????????????