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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Farewell To March!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

                               Lions, lambs, who knows?  This was an interesting March we had this year, in terms of not only weather, but everything.



                              We had some birthday dinners.  I finally saw "Death Of A Salesman" on stage.  And the wonderful Daniel Radcliffe in "Every Brilliant Thing."  We went to Fauchon, with its pink elegance, and had afternoon tea!  We did our taxes and came out OK!  And, on Palm Sunday, appropriately, we went to a screening of the 1959 "Ben-Hur."  Still impressive!



                                 Alas, I fear I am failing in my reading.  Though I am past 25 books read, I feel there should be more.  And I have some gigantic forthcoming volumes I need to get through; I am going to reach my goal of 100 books.



                                   Maybe that will be what April brings, along with its showers.  Help me get through it, girls!  April is the hardest month for me to face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                    But March was good to us!



                                    See you next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is This The Future Of Theatrical Set Design?????????????????????????????


                         The photo, darlings, is from The Metropolitan Opera's latest production of Wagner's "Tristan And Isolde."  If it plays on the screen, I might go see it.



                             But look at the visuals.  This is almost identical to the recent Broadway revival of "Waiting For Godot," with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.  Is this now the future of theatrical set design?????????  The production was directed by Jamie Lloyd, who helmed the appalling "Sunset Boulevard," so I wonder if this circularity is sparking a trend?



                                Frankly, it reminds me of an old sci-fi tv show from my childhood called "The Time Tunnel."  It starred James Darren and Lee Meriwether among others, and featured an enormous black and white striped tunnel, stretching into infinity, where anyone who gets near is hurled back into time.  Darren and another man are, and the show follows their journeys through historic events.



                                  But I was fascinated by that enormous tunnel, which took up a good portion of the lab set.  And now it is being copped for Broadway and the opera?



                                   Heaven help us!  Do you know there is a production of that wretched musical, "Starlight Express" going on in London right now?



                                     Please, God, don't send it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Is NOT About "Law And Order," Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                           Girls, you may recall awhile back my posting of the Daniel Radcliffe show, "Every Brilliant Thing."  His charm and energy were not only galvanizing, but his personality gave this show, dealing with hard topics like depression and suicide not only gravitas and humor but a warmth.  I loved it.




                             But if you want to see it properly, darlings, do so before May 24.  Because that will be Radcliffe's last performance.


                             Watching the play, I thought what it might be like should a woman perform it.  Could it hold up under a change of gender?   I started thinking of my personal choice--Celia Keenan -Bolger, who would provide the warmth and comfort it needs.



                                  But, oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Someone--stupid enough! --had the bright idea of inserting Mariska Hargitay into this play.  After twenty plus years of playing dour Olivia Benson, like a character out of a Joan Didion novel, she chooses to make her Broadway debut in this?  Are you kidding me?


                                   Even she admits she has never set foot on a stage!  And so, she takes on a one-person show?  She is indeed biting off more than she can chew, and after her fans go, I am not sure how long this play will run.  Sure, they are going for a name, but can she act?  From twenty years of the Law And Order" franchise, I am not sure.


                                      So many more worthy actresses could have stepped into this.  Why she? 


                                     Hell, even Jinx Monsoon would have been better!  Or Mike Myers as Linda Richman, or Madonna as her friend Liz Rosenberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      But Mariska Hargitay?  Time will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      If only I had followed my dream into casting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, March 30, 2026

What If "The Golden Girls" Had Been "The Blue -Haired Ladies?????????????????"


                            The thought occurred to me this week, darlings, after watching several episodes of "The Golden Girls."  Before going on, let me say that, during its original run from 1985 to 1992, when I would be home on a Saturday night, I watched it faithfully, never imagining at time would come when I would be that age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                Well, girls, it has happened!  Now, I am a Golden Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 As for "The Blue- Haired Ladies," it is an interesting idea, but it would never work.  Here is why.



                               The titular phrase refers to ladies of a certain age who regularly attend Wednesday matinees of Broadway shows.  Meaning the show would have to be set in New York and cast with a group of New York type actors.



                                Beatrice Arthur is the only one from the original who would make the cut.  How about Elaine Stritch, Tovah Feldshuh, and Tyne Daly to match?



                                   It sounds good on paper but fails for several reasons.  First, one would not have a Sophia character here to keep them centered.  Unless Bea Arthur does.  Second, there would be no variation; the actors would all sound New York, and the humor would be exclusively New York.  Much too much of a good thing which viewers would quick tire of.  What the actual show had going for it was different regional backgrounds and regional humor--New York for Dorothy, the South for Blanche, Scandinavia and Minnesota for Rose, and Italy and Sicily for Sophia.  A better and more diverse blend of acting styles and humor.



                                    A New York "Golden Girls" is nice to contemplate.  But not real when it comes down to it.



                                   Cast and creators knew what they were doing, back then!



                                   Leave them alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    

Oh, My God, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ben-Hur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Martha Scott And Cathy O'Donnell As Miriam And Tirzah! Jesus And The Crucifixion! The Miraculous Cure From Leprosy! Oh, My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                             This was only my fourth viewing of "Ben-Hur," the 1959 MGM version, which won 11 Academy Awards--a record for its time--and the 1959 New York Film Critics Award.  David and I attended a screening yesterday, on Palm Sunday, which is the perfect day to see this film.



                              The film cost $15 million to make in its time.  Today, it would cost hundreds of millions, and it would not be as good, because everything would be CGI, whereas here, everything--sets, crowds--all the spectacle looks real because it actually is.  Sets were built and costumes designed.  No short cuts here, and it shows.



                                 I always speak first of Martha Scott and Cathy O'Donnell, as Miriam and Tirzah, Ben-Hur's mother and sister, because they not only walk off with the film, they prove something I never before realized.  Though Charlton Heston deservedly won an Oscar for his performance it is apparent that director William Wyler had to pull this performance out of him, and one can tell.  Furthermore, everyone around Heston outacts him spectacularly.  This picture is moored to reality by its superb supporting cast.  



                                 Girls, I am telling you, I was so moved I could barely get out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 Certain films were designed for the screen, and this was one!  Darlings, you owe it to yourselves to see it the way it was meant to be seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                   The cinematic miracle of "Ben-Hur" is its craftsmanship.



                                    The kind not seen anymore and may never be seen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2026

A Quick Happy Birthday To Amy Sedaris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                           Amy turns 65 today and enters senior citizenship.  Can you believe it?



                           We should all look this good at 65, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                           Amy, like ANNA, exemplifies color.  So, I am wishing Amy the happiest and most colorful of birthdays she could have.  We love you, Amy, and want you back on television!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                          Please????????????????????????????????????

Happy Palm Sunday, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                             I don't know if "happy" is the word for Palm Sunday, darlings.  While it marks Jesus' triumphant entry into Jerusalem, it also commences Holy Week, reaching to Good Friday, when He dies on the cross for our sins, and then His resurrection on Easter Sunday, which is next week.



                             Girls, this is a time to reflect.  Pray for those who need it, even if that includes yourselves.  You know I will.  And don't forget, next Sunday is also the annual screening of "The Song Of Bernadette," and a remastered print, to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                              Today, David and I are going to a screening of something so perfect for this day--1959's "Ben-Hur."  I am telling you, I will cry real tears at the miracle!  Oh, my God!  Martha Scott and Cathy O'Donnell as Miriam and Tirzah.  I can't wait.



                               Commemorate today however you choose, but remember girls, it is not about us.



                               It is about Jesus.



                               I am sure Sister Camille D'Arienzo would agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Girls, If You Want To "Think Pink," Fauchon's At Two Bryant Park, In Manhattan, Is The Place To Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


                               Just look at all that pink, darlings!  Even taking a look is worth stepping in!


                              Yesterday, David and I were in the city, doing our taxes.  We did so well, David got the idea to celebrate with a visit to Fauchon's which I, so infrequently in this part of town, had no idea was there.  So, we stepped from a crowded Manhattan street into an aura of pink "She Loves Me!" bliss.


                               We had what was called the "Romantic Tea Package."  It was an afternoon tea, consisting of "Après midi a Paris," meaning "Afternoon In Paris" tea.  It was luscious.  This came with a three-tiered tea tray--the kind we should all have in our houses, darlings!--with sandwiches, some of which had caviar on them, which did not do for me, followed by mini eclairs and pastries, and then a chocolate savory, and Fauchon's signature item, the pink lips with rose infused cream inside.  Scrumptious!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And here is something else, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                Yesterday, we had to journey to Manhattan again for lab work for my upcoming endocrinology exam on April 9.  I was sure, after Fauchon, that my blood sugar and A1C would spike, but, miraculously, they did not.  What a relief!!!!!!!!!!!  I must be doing something right.


                                 But, girls, if you are ever in the vicinity, you must visit Fauchon.  It is a haven of pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  And cheaper than The Plaza or The Pierre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                 


                                    



Daniel Radcliffe Charms, Cajoles, And Comforts Audiences Through Depression And Suicide In "Every Brilliant Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                      Girls, if you are expecting another emotional slog like "Death Of A Salesman," think again!!!!!!!!!!!!  Would I do that to my darlings???????????  Just as Laurie Metcalf takes command of 'Salesman,' here Mr. Radcliffe, the moment he is spotted in the audience, takes complete command of this show.



                                       Displaying a plaintive charm so keen, like it was in 'Merrily,' and performing on the same stage that earned him a TONY Award--the Hudson Theatre--Mr. Radcliffe athletic energy, which he first demonstrated in his 'How To Succeed' revival--is easily suited to do "A Chorus Line," but his prominence would overshadow the ensemble concept.



                                          Here, he is the entire show, musing on a mother's depression and ultimate suicide.  The writing, and his rendering are emotionally arresting, but I was never sure if it was taking place in real time or not.  It seems to be a reflection of looking back, which resonated with me, as during my youth I had to watch my mother die of inoperable lung cancer.  Not exactly a suicide but the incident that turned out to be thus far the biggest life changer for me.



                                         I found myself reflecting all through the play, as the actor keeps producing words which are reasons to live.  Everything from ice cream to holding the one you love.  How about movies?  For me, it would be, like, "The Wizard Of Oz," "The Song Of Bernadette," or "Meet Me In St. Louis," among others.  And, girls, you know me, it would have to include "The Bad Seed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



                                            It is to Mr. Radcliffe's credit that, while I reflected throughout, I did not emerge from the show emotionally drained, as I did with 'Salesman.'  Another credit due to Mr. Radcliffe is his being one of few of today's child actors who have successfully transitioned into adulthood.  His past career and repute draw audiences, but what makes him stand out for me is his growth as an actor.  He broke my heart in 'Merrily,' and he was touching in this.  I only wish I could have been picked to be in the show.  Well, that's show biz, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                            Though all the audience, in their Playbills, are given one line to say when a number is said, so, in a way, we are all picked!  But only a few get on stage!



                                             Vicki Mortimer is credited with the sets and costumes.  The set is an interesting concept, enveloping the audience without tearing apart the theater, as in "Cabaret."  As for costumes, when Mr. Radcliffe hits the stage, he looks so comfortable, fashionably so, that it would seem he came to us straight from his apartment.



                                                   Jeremy Herrin and author Duncan Macmillan are credited with the direction, but one would not know it form Radcliffe's ease. He is so perfect for this show, because he makes the audience comfortable and at ease through stages of unpleasantry.  Few actors can do that.  Like Jonathan Groff, over at "Just In Time," Radcliffe would be a hard act to replace here.



                                                      I hope he gets a TONY nomination.  I am not sure how long this show is running, but I urge my girls to go out and see this show.  It will leave one charmed and meditative.



                                                      And there is NO lack of clarity, here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Item Crossed Off My Bucket List--At 71, I Finally Saw "Death Of A Salesman" On Stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

                                         It may not have been the production that I wanted, but here goes---



                                        Perceptions, real or missed, flutter all around viewers like blinking fireflies at this production of Arthur Miller's "Death Of A Salesman," now playing at, of all places, the Winter Garden.  But more on that, later.



                                          This play runs a solid three hours, including Intermission, and, girls, let me tell you it is no emotional picnic.



                                            Let's start first with the positives.  Not a word of Arthur Miller's text has been changed.  Would anyone dare?  First appearing in 1949, it spoke to the postwar generation of Americans specifically, which is why, when postwar Americans began teaching my generation, the Baby Boomers, this play was incorporated into almost every humanities course I took from junior high on.  I wondered how it would hold up today, and I was happy to see, as I entered the theater a group of teens, obviously from some school, enter in front of me, chattering like teens do.  This signaled to me that in some schools the play is still being taught and studied.  I found this encouraging.



                                             I also found the acting encouraging.  Nathan Lane, playing Willy Loman, was, when I saw it, during the first week of previews, still attempting to find himself in the role, which I expect he will eventually, because, in Act One, when it got to the first memory scene, I stopped seeing Nathan and saw Willy Loman.  And he was even better in the second act.



                                              But, hons, Laurie Metcalf, as Linda Loman, hits the stage running.  For me, this performance was her show.  She brings to Linda things I never realized, while dispelling others.  I had always viewed Linda as the American Theater's Greatest Martyr or possible enabler, but Metcalf shows audiences a woman of strength and most of all love for her husband, in spite of his flaws and failures, all of which are carefully laid out in the course of this drama.  It is to Metcalf's credit as an actress not only that she offers a fresh take on Linda, but that, when offstage, she is deeply missed.


                                               The remaining players are a mixture of good and bad.  The casting of the sons makes sense, but Ben Ahlers in the role of Happy, even though he is not, despite having his own place, which I forgot, a stabled job and access to women, overshadows Christopher Abbott, as Biff, and this should not be the case.  The electricity of these father-son scenes come not from the actors, but Arthur Miller's writing.  Suffice it to say that the rest of the cast does serviceable work, but except for Miss Metcalf no one rises above the occasion.



                                                    And whose fault is this?  Joe Mantello, the director.  Let me tell you something, girls, I would like to go right up to him and tell him to his face all the ways he went wrong with this production.  Why am I so vehement?  Because, for years, the word on the street, darlings, is that Mantello directs through intimidation.  Think of Jerome Robbins.  You think you can intimidate me, Mantello????????  Let's see you try.



                                                      How doth his direction go wrong?  Girls, let me count the ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                     For starters, whose dumb idea was it to book this play into the Winter Garden?  The home of classics like "Mame" and "FOLLIES," the cavernous stage does not serve this play well.  Ninety plus percent of the entire piece is performed downstage center.  The sons' beds are at stage left and right.  But there are vast empty and unused spaces, with debris from the past up against the brick wall.  Why?  Save for entrances or exits, no one goes near that area.



                                                     The first thing I noticed coming in were a series of rectangular columns on stage.  I thought they were going for Greek tragedy, which was OK.  Later, I realized they were used as a visual metaphor for rising apartment buildings crowding out the Lomans tiny house in their Brooklyn neighborhood.  This might be fine, if the stage were not so vast and cavernous.  Do these Lomans live in a gentrifying neighborhood or a suite at The Pierre.  Thanks to Mantello, it is anyone's guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                         His biggest mistake is not realizing the play takes place in 1949.  Let's start with the least annoying items.  In the scene with The Woman, and the sons' scene with "their women," the actresses are really not dressed in fashions of the time.  One of the prostitutes, very attractive, is dressed in a garment that clings appealingly to her body, buts look like it came out of mod London of the Sixties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  None of these gals look their parts.  Who is to blame?  The costume designer, Rudy Mance, or Joe Mantello?  My money is on the latter, as he probably told, or browbeat Mance, into designing what he wanted.  Again, pay attention to Miller's text, as 1949 references abound throughout.



                                                         Interesting is John Drea, so good in "Little Bear Ridge Mountain," with Metcalf, is not successful as Howard Wagner, the boss' son, who cruelly dismisses Willy.  Note that word, darlings, because Drea's performance does not contain enough cruelty in it, nor does Lane fall, Lear fashion, as he should in this scene.  What should be heartbreaking is clinically cold and not moving.  And how come Charlie and Bernard are the only Black actors on the stage?  If going for diversity, as is the rule these days, why not cast more diverse actors in other parts?  What's up, Joe? Hmmmmmmm?



                                                          The greatest error of all faces everyone, stage right, throughout the entire production.  This is a recreation of a car garage, with the car sticking out, as if ready to go anytime.  To those who know, this is a visual foreshadowing of the proclaimed death in the title, as well as a symbol of Willy's profession.   However, the car staring out at the audience, as if about to re-enact a scene from Stephen King's "Christine," is not of 1949 vintage, but 1964!!!!!!!!!!!!  What is wrong with you people?  Didn't you read the text?  Does anyone care about historic accuracy anymore???????????  Again, I blame Mantello.



                                                             It is Willy's suicide that turns out to be the worst, most egregious moment in the show.  And it should not have been.  Of course, it is foreshadowed throughout--references to other attempts, the finding of a tube, or a noosed rope--so I am not committing a spoiler here, but when the time comes, well.........................



                                                             The moment is so anticlimactic.  Willy walks out of the house, into the car, turns the key in the ignition, and slowly backs up into the garage, as the door closes down on him.  It is at that moment that the audience, especially those teens in the mezzanine, applaud tremendously.  Over a suicide?  Did they understand what is taking place?  Because, again, Mantello's staging omits clarity.  If Willy is carbon monoxiding himself, we should see some smoke come out from underneath the garage.  Also, Linda and the sons sleep through this?  In most productions, the suicide occurs backstage, with Willy, by sound effects, crashing the car into a tree, while Linda and sons simultaneously scream and cry out.   Here, there is quiet, applause, and then the cemetery.



                                                                Mantello also fails to make clear the reason for his suicide.  There was a method to his madness, darlings!  He realizes he is worth more dead than alive and kills himself so his family can collect on a $20K (a considerable sum for 1949) insurance policy.  And the way he does the death deed, proving it suicide would be difficult.



                                                                I don't care if Mantello wants to try something new.  But Joe hon, you have to make things clear to the audience.  Like Arthur Miller does with his writing.  Which is why I am glad to finally see this play on stage.  It will stand the test of time.



                                                                 I have hope Nathan and Company (Metcalf is already there) will improve in their performances.  I have no doubt they will.



                                                                 But, Mr. Mantello, if any of the forthcoming reviews of this show are like mine, it is on you, and you alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                                  Chop, chop, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                                 



                                                            



                                                         

Darlings, How I Would LOVE To Visit This Apartment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                          Sarah Boll, a free-lance graphic designer, who lives in Chinatown in Manhattan, has mastered the art of film replication.  Having an account on Instagram, which I don't follow, her work went beyond that site and into the Internet Universe.  I learned of her replication of the set of 1997's "Titanic," which she deserves credit for, but as for the film, I don't give a rat's ass about it.



                             But her current project wants me to reach out and say, "Hey, Sarah, can I see it?"



                            All the rooms are replications of sets from "The Wizard Of Oz!!!!!!!!!!!"  The above is one of my favorites, the Munchkinland set, which was one of the greatest sets of all time.  I would step into Sarah's apartment, just to see this.



                            But Sarah, hon, how do you do all this creative work on a freelancer's salary?  To replicate any film would cost a pretty penny.  And I have a few post Oz suggestions, like: "Gone With The Wind," "The Song Of Bernadette," "Doctor Zhivago," "Gigi," and "My Fair Lady."



                            Sarah, "The Wizard Of Oz" has been my all-time favorite film since I first saw it at the age of four.  Over the years, I have lost count of how many viewings I have had, but I would honestly put it at somewhere in the sixties.  Maybe more.



                              The point is, I love what you have done and would like to see it.  You could make a mint conducting tours of your apartment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 Your design brings new meaning to the film's final line, "There's no place like home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Girls, Join Us Tonight At 8PM, As "Svengoolie" Presents One Of Our Favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                           What a lovely way to end March.  And on the eve of Palm Sunday, too.



                            Who doesn't love "House On Haunted Hill?"  It may be William Castle's best film.  We don't count "Rosemary's Baby," darlings.  I mean, just because his name is on the credits, and he makes a cameo appearance does not mean he had anything else to do with the making of it.  Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                               But here he is at his best form, because it blends both horror and camp excellently.  There are moments that are genuinely scary, and then there are those campy ones!



                                 Like Carolyn Craig, with perfect hair and career woman dress as the histrionic, victimized Nora Manning.  Or Richard Long, looking his most oily handsome, as Lance Schroder, a former pilot, and Norma's protector and prospective spouse.  Then there is Julie Mitchum, Robert's sister, as Ruth Bridges, who looks as if she just came from an AA meeting.  And of course, my favorite, Carol Ohmart, as Vincent Price's wife, Annabelle Loren, she of the gorgeous hair and bosoms.  Wait till you see her in that nightgown.  If only "Svengoolie" would show the other horror film she is noted for, --1967's "Spider Baby."  Maybe with The Sven Squad?



                                  This movie would not be complete, however, without Elish Cook Jr.'s performance as the alcohol ridden, frightened of his own shadow Watson Pritchard, who now owns the house, after his brother had been murdered in it.  He starts the film, and it is both horrific and hilarious.



                                    And on a personal note, girls.  When I first saw the back entrance of my former workplace, on Amsterdam Avenue, I thought it looked like the exterior of the house in this film.  That house was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.



                                      This will surely be one of the most fun filled Saturday nights in a long time!



                                      Baby Gojira And Company cannot wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                       Will The Squad be there????????????  We shall find out.



                                       See you at 8PM, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, March 26, 2026

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Groff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                              With just three days to go in his legendary Broadway run of "Just In Time," Mr. Groff, who turns 41 today, has every reason to celebrate.  He is the Toast Of Broadway, and some of us already cannot wait to see him back.  I seriously doubt anyone else can do for this show what Jonathan did, but time will tell.  And maybe prove me right.  If so, you heard it here first.



                              But that does not stop me from wishing Jonathan Groff a wonderful birthday with parties, friends, and whatever he wants to go with it.



                                How many of us looked this good at 41?  Blythe Danner, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                Hearts will be crushed at the Circle In The Square this weekend, as Jonathan bids farewell to a career milestone.



                                  But we know he is not done yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                 Happy Birthday, Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So What Sign Would Look Great On Which Wall?????????????????????????


                           I am certain most of my girls on here know what these are.  They are crucial to the original "Friday The 13th" film, and each has its own importance.



                          The first sign, which is really colorful and pretty, was for when the camp was established in 1935, when, for twenty plus years, it became a destination place for kids.



                           But after Jason Voorhees drowned in the lake in 1957, and that horndog Barry and slut Claudette (who were the original counselors supposed to watch Jason, but did not, and should never have been invited back) were murdered in 1958, the place closed down, more accidents occurred till the locals started calling it Camp Blood.  Someone at the time wrote that word over the sign.



                           Darlings, these signs are fabulous, colorful works of art, and here is what I would do.



                          The original sign should unquestionably go over the living room wall.



                            As for the Camp Blood sign, well it could go in the kitchen, as a sort of tribute to Pamela Voorhees.  But--



                            I think it would look terrific in the bedroom.  What color and excitement it would add to it.



                          But I am telling you, had Barry and Claudette done due diligence, the camp would still be operating.



                           Without flocks of campy movie addicts--myself included--trying to gain entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                              Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!  After forty-five years.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Yesterday Was The Annunciation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                 It was a big day for Mary yesterday.  I am talking about THE Mary, The Virgin Mother, Queen Of ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                  Back in her day, there were no home pregnancy tests.  So, the Angel Gabriel appeared to her personally to tell her not only that she was expecting a baby, but it would be a boy, named Jesus, who would save mankind.



                                    Well, darlings, what could Mary do?  What could she say?  Did she really have a choice?  I mean when the Angel Gabriel appears to you personally saying you are to be the Mother Of God, you pick up your veil and carry on.



                                          Which is just what Mary did, with the greatest of results.  This is a day I missed, but it is so important.  There is another day missed with altogether different importance, but I will reveal that toward the end of the month.



                                               Take a moment, darlings, to reflect on how Mary carried on.



                                              Let us be inspired by her, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, March 23, 2026

The Panties Stop Being Thrown After March 29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                       That is this coming Sunday, when Jonathan Groff gives his last iconic performance in "Just In Time."  Someone--the producers, probably--are stupid enough to think he can be replaced but let me tell you that handsomeness and iconic talent cannot.  I guarantee as soon as Groff exits, not only will panties stop being thrown, but people will stop coming to the show, ticket sales will tank, and money will be lost.



                                          Why don't they just quit while ahead and close the show?   Goff and his charm and talent were the reason people flocked to this show.  They won't after March 29.



                                             I can't wait to see what Jonathan does next!  Even if I have to fly to London to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                             Scream!!!!!!!!!!!!  Faint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  while you can, because after Sunday this show will be no more.



                                               Jonathan is irreplaceable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                               It's like sending a twat to Mayor Koch.



                                              Oh, honey, he wouldn't know what to do with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, I Am Telling You, "Satan In High Heels" Is A Must!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                      Darlings, David and I watched this 1962 film the other night. Up until recently, I had never heard of it, but after seeing it, you will not easily forget it.


                                       Meg Myles plays Stacy Kane, an ex-carnival stripper from California, who comes to New York, and finds a career in Pepe's Night Club on the fashionable Upper East Side near Sutton Place.  You wouldn't believe that area today, or then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                          The opening scenes in California have a macabre amusement park quality, foreshadowing "Carnival Of Souls" (1962) and "Night Tide" (1964).  But when she gets to New York--oh, my God, it reminds me of my youth!  The tacky nightclubs, those off the clearance rack gowns, there patrons who look like zombies.   To think I knew of such places even when I arrived and even looked in a little.  Ah, youth.


                                              Now, the nightclub is run by someone named Pepe.  Not only is Pepe a woman; even better she is Grayson Hall, and she plays--what else? --a repressed lesbian.  Too bad she did not make it to playing Mrs. Croft in "The Killing Of Sister George."


                                                 But she is a hoot here.  David felt all the names on the film credits are pseudonyms, so what I wonder is how Grayson got herself involved with this project.  I mean, it is as campy as hell, but, really, it is one step up above sexploitation.  If there had been violence in this, it would have been a hit at the grinder houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                   This is a riot!  But don't be fooled.  When I heard the title and discovered Grayson Hall was in it, I thought she was the title character. It actually turns out to be Stacy Kane.  Watch how she works her magic, then blithely goes on to her next adventure.


                                                       One can see how the city has changed from this film.


                                                       If only we had this campy part of it back again.


                                                      Has no one a sense of humor in this town anymore???????????


                                                      And I want to wear those gowns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                
 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

I Want An "Alice In Wonderland" Dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                     With Spring here, I think it would make a lovely inaugural outfit!!!!!!!!!! As for the hair, well, it would require either a custom-made wig, with matching blue hair bow to match, or a trip to Sally Hershberger, to see is she could work some kind of miracle on me.



                                                          The dress itself would have to be custom-made, I am sure, especially if an exact replica of the Disney garment is required.  Not only does the color combo work, but girls, if you need to pass yourself off as a virgin--I know I would, darlings!!!!!!--this is the outfit to do it in.  And, let's face it, the dress is more flattering and attractive than a nun's habit, which would also work!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                             I would love to walk into Alice's Teacup for tea, dressed like this.  Heads would turn, I am sure.  Though, in NYC, I would not be surprised if this has been done already.  I think servers there should be required to wear this!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                              But this is a gorgeous way to start the new season.  If I am successful, I will post a picture on here of me dressed as Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                                Remember, "They're changing guards at Buckingham Palace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



                                                                 

Girls, Join Us Tonight At 8PM As "Svengoolie" Presents "The Mummy's Hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                            Released in 1940, this was Universal's first mummy movie since the 1932 Karloff classic.  It was not as good, but it is entertaining enough and brought to the forefront the characters of Kharis and Princess Ananka!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                             For such a film, it has a surprisingly fabulous cast!  Wallace Ford, George Zucco, and Cecil Kellaway!!!!!!!!!!!!  Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!   When I heard this was to be aired, I mistakenly thought Lon Chaney, Jr. would be playing Kharis, because he appeared in at least one of the subsequent "Mummy" films.  But this time out, the role is being played by noted Western actor Tom Tyler.  Maybe because more physicality is required here? We will have to find out, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                              Svengoolie himself is hosting this week, but I hope The Squad is around, too, especially Nostalgiafferatoo.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                 Baby Gojira and Company will be joining us aa well.  So don't miss this showing of a Universal classic, if not a gem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                   See you at eight, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happiness, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proserpina Comes Back From Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                     Which means, darlings, that, as I was taught, today is the first day of Spring.



                                      Goodbye to one of the nastiest Winters we have had on record.  The one good thing about it was I was given a great opportunity to re-read "Anna Karenina."  What a fabulous experience!  But what about my designer wardrobe?



                                          It suffered, I can tell you, and so did my social life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                         But now, with the coming of Spring, the weather will get warmer, leaves will appear on the trees, flowers will bloom, and more outdoor activities will abound.  Of course, it will not stop me from reading books, and I have some more mammoth ones to get through.



                                            Most important, to some of us, those suffering from SAD--Seasonal Affect Disorder--will have it lift.  Though, for me, April is looming and that is a hard month to get through, for deeply personal reasons, which I am sure I will share on here.



                                              But let us take comfort from the arrival of Spring, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!



                                              The next six months should be sunny and bright!  Let's enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 19, 2026

If I Return To New Orleans, I Wonder What Kind Of Paranormal Experience I Might Have????????????


                           Each time I have visited The Big Easy, girls, I have had a paranormal experience.



                          Back in 2011, when I was last there with David, we were staying at The Monteleone Hotel, where each morning was offered a Continental Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!  One morning, David had gone down before me.  I had just locked our room door, and was starting out, when I saw what seemed like a silhouetted figure, dressed in 19th Century Southern garb, gliding, not walking down the hall.  I stared at her, transfixed, unsure of what I was seeing.  Then I walked to where I saw her, and the door she seemed to be going to.  No one was there.



                            I am convinced to this day I had seen a ghost.  The Monteleone is known for having many, but I never expected to be one to have a genuine sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                            The first one happened 15 years before, in 1996.  I was touring The Garden District--where I SO want to live, darlings!!!!!!!! alone, and stopped in front of Anne Rice's house, pictured above.  The importance of this house cannot be underestimated, because it is not just the Rice house, but the home of The Mayfair Witches in her masterpiece, "The Witching Hour."  My eyes turned instantly to the right, where I saw an enclosed porch, and the roof and window, from which and onto nasty Carlotta pushed Antha Mayfair, causing her to fall to her death. This after she had clawed out Antha's eyes!!!!!!!!!!  Carlotta wanted to control Antha because then she had the potential to be the most powerful of The Mayfair Witches, and Carlotta was jealous and resentful, being the only Mayfair to have no powers.  That thing!!!!!!!!!!!



                             I could visualize the whole thing in my mind, as I looked.  Poor Antha.  But then...........



                            I turned my eyes to the left and saw the rocking chair Deirdre Mayfair was sitting in at the start of "The Witching Hour."  Only now it was occupied by an attractive older man with piercing eyes.  He motioned me to come near him.  I found myself opening the gate, as if hypnotized. walking up the path, and the steps, until I stood I front of him.  We eyed each other, and he spoke softly to me, asking, "Do you know why you should be happy today?"  I replied, No."  He paused for several seconds, then took his hand and rubbed my cheek, saying, "Because you woke up this morning."  We eyed each other, and then I slowly retreated from the house, closing the gate, and waving to him, as I went on my way.



                             I am convinced to this day the man I spoke to was Julien Mayfair.  I have been marked by The Mayfair Witches, though why I cannot say.  They were not evil all the time, and neither am I--I am hardly evil, though I have some regrets--and they were Catholic, as am I.



                            I feel honored having to have had an encounter with Julien.  So, if I return to NOLA, I am wondering if I will have another paranormal experience, as I have been told I am predisposed to such.



                             I know such things cannot be controlled, but here is whom I hope I see--


                            I would like to make contact with Antha Mayfair, because she is my favorite of all the witches, because though 33 years older, Antha, like me, is a November baby.  She was born on November 21, 1921, and I on November 18, 1954.  I wonder if that establishes a connection between us, being why I am drawn to her.  If I find out, I will tell all on here.



                              But ghosts lurk everywhere in New Orleans.  And I bet if one dug hard enough, they exist in Manhattan.  Or Brooklyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                           


 




                             

Girls, I Need A Pink Nightie From Frederick's Of Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                      With the approach of Spring, not only does time change, but also sleep ware.



                                       We girls have to look our best, awake or not.  I mean, suppose a robber breaks in?  Do you want to be caught looking scary or ugly?  On the other hand, it might work, because the ugliness might scare him away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                           But really it is important to look one's best at all times of day or night.  And this gown, a rather shocking pink, is the perfect garment for evenings in Spring or Summer.   I can't wait to try mine on.  I still take a petite.



                                              Petite and sweet, that's me!  Do not be caught without owning a garment from Frederick's Of Hollywood.



                                                No self-respecting robber will respect you, if you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, Darlings, The Swallows Return To Capistrano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

                                              It is St. Joseph's Day, girls, and one of the earliest signs of Spring is when the swallows return to Capistrano, as they do today.



                                              The event is exciting for all, because the idea is visually beautiful, and signals for certain that Winter is gradually coming to an end.



                                                 It is, girls, and let me tell you, I am so glad.  It always seems to me the longest of seasons; maybe it is because the long span of time that faces us after the holidays end, and some of us get SAD--Seasonal Affect Disorder.



                                                   So, be glad today, darlings, the end is in sight!


                                     This day would not be complete without Pat Boone's classic 1957 rendering of "When The Swallows Come Back To Capistrano."  Here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  It's a great day for the Irish; even if one is not genuinely Irish, everyone is on this special day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    "Oh, the days of the Kerry dancing,                                                                                                                 "Oh, the ring of the piper's tune."


                                  David and I had our pre-St. Patrick's feast last night, with corned beef, boiled potatoes, carrots and cabbage.  And, of course, Irish soda bread, but none so good as my paternal grandmother's or Aunt Martha.  Aunt Martha got the recipe from granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                       So, read some James Joyce, enact Brian Friel, dance an Irish jig or wherever your fancy takes you on this day.



                                          And now I have a surprise for you--


                                    Here is Ella Logan, Broadway's original Sharon McLaren in "Finnian's Rainbow" singing the now iconic Irish song "How Are Things In Glocca Morra."  Enjoy!

                                    

Monday, March 16, 2026

Girls, I Am Telling You, You Have GOT To See The Blow Job Scene From 1972's "Last House On The Left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                              I know; and after the post I just wrote, right?



                               Technically, girls, it is called fellatio, but we are all adults here, so let me explain.



                                 The film starts out with a group of young adults, especially two very attractive and nubile looking girls--though nothing like Adrienne Barbeau, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!--on a road trip.  They stop at this house, where a bunch of killers are hiding out, and the girls, of course are victimized and killed.   I know people who love the horror genre who consider this sick and unwatchable.  I have never seen it, but from what I have heard it borders on snuff cinema.  Which is why I have never seen any of the "SAW" movies, either.



                                  Anyway, the parents of the girls get involved, and there is this guy named Fred, and the mother of a deceased daughter, to get her revenge, lures Fred to a nearby lakeside area, where she comes on to him, and proceeds to do the nasty.  But, just as Fred is about to explode, she chomps down on him, bites it off, and spits it out into the lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                    I am telling you, this has to be seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                     Shades of Lorena Bobbitt!!!!!!!!!!!!  You know what they say--



                                     "When Lorena Bobbitt comes bob bob bobbin' along, along,                                                                         There'll be no more members when she starts singing her old sweet song!"



                                       This scene should serve as a warning to all.  For those of us who might have.... -- won't say what--be sure you know whom you are dealing with before inserting a member into an orifice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                            You could end up with worse than an STD.



                                           But the scene, girls, is hilarious fun!  And Fred gets just what he deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!!