Girls, There Is No Fool Like An Old Fool!!!!!!!

Darlings, what Tolstoy said about family happiness was the damn truth, but he did not say a word about crazy relatives!!!!! Every family has them; Hell, to some of my family members I may be the One. But I am NOT crazy; they are. However, when it comes to crazy relations, you have to go a long way to beat Monsieur Davide's Uncle Ernest!!!!!!

Now, I have nothing but compassion for Uncle Ernest, who is a wounded bird, a child of the Holocaust, orphaned at an early age. But, man, is he wild!!!!! Coming up on his 80th birthday, and talking about sex, taking hustle lessons, scarfing down Viagra--at his age!!!!

Then--get this--he sends Monsieur a photo of himself with some mouchacha, at one of the Singles dances he goes to. Oh, yes, he gets out, does Uncle Ernest!!!! The first thing I said when I saw the pic was--What a nice outfit Uncle ernest is wearing. He does cut a dashing figure!!!! The second, of this mouchacha is--how nuch did she cost???????? Golddigger!!!!!!!!!! Whore!!!!!!!!!! Honey, if this is true love, you have got to be kidding. It looks like--and I worry--poor Uncle Ernest has found himself a bogus Anna Nicole Smith, who will take him to the cleaner's and back, for all he is worth!!!!!! This is what happens to lascivious old goats, and I am telling you, I am going to sit down with him and make him watch the gret Josef Von Sternberg, Dietrich-Jannings classic, "The Blue Angel," because I am telling you, honey, that is the path Uncle Ernest is headed down!!!!!!!

On one hand girls, it show that you cannot give up!!!! On the other, this beats all long standing records for running and jumping gall!!!! So help me, if she takes Uncle Ernest for a ride, I will tear her titties off!!!!!

I can tell by her pic she has obviously never met a REAL New York Queen!!!! And the Raving queen, to boot!!!!!!

Heaven help her,if she does!!!! Stay tuned, girls, this should be good!!!!!!!!!!!