We Cannot Wait For These Potential Media Offerings, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 I say potential, girls, because the only place these ideas have emerged from, so far, is my head!  I can't predict what the year will offer, culturally, but one thing I would LOVE to see is the Broadway musical adaptation of that marvelous 1999 Japanese horror film, "Audition!!!!!!!!!" (Can you bleeive it is now 15 years old????)  Whether it emerges from the hinterlands, or the Fringe Festival, it is about time somebody sat down, and wrote it!  I can't; I am not a writer of musical theater.

                                  Retitled "Asami!" or , even, "Asami--The Musical!," it  could be the career boost Lea Salonga needs!  Face it, hons, she is getting a bit long in the tooth for Eponine, and she just did not work well as Fantine!!!! Plus, how long can she live off of Boubil and Schonberg??????  Unless they write "Asami" for her, of course!

                                  I think an unknown team should tackle this project!  Oh, boy!  I can just see those limbs flying, the sack moving, and the vomit bowl being consumed on stage!  All to marvelous musical strains, capped off by Lea/Asami's big "Rose's Turn" spot number, called "Ki-Dee, Ki-Dee!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                  This is what should be opening at the Winter Garden, darlings, not that "Rocky" thing!  How boring can you get???????  "Asami!" would never be a boring!  It would be both a bitchfest and bloodbath, at once!

                                   And Lea needs a hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    Then there is Jodi Arias, pictured below!  I just LOVE Jodi, darlings!!!!!!!!!!
I am simply crazy about her, because, with her ability to do this this Agnes Gooch-Blonde Slut act, her story cries out to be done, either as a Broadway musical, or a Lifetime Biopic Movie!  Either way, I have the perfect actress for Jodi--Lindsay Lohan!!!!!!!!!  I mean, she is practically Jodi, anyway, so why not take it up a notch, and get paid for it, besides???????  Lindsay, like Lea, needs  a hit of her own these days, and "Jodi!" would do it for her!  On stage, she could win a TONY.  On screen or TV, an Oscar or Emmy!!!!!!!!!

                                      Think about it, Linds!!!!!!!  If Michael Douglas could win an award for playing Liberace, then just about anything is possible????????  Why not this???????????

                                         Looking ahead, girls; looking ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!