Why Doesn't Passages Malibu Talk About This Addiction??????????????????

                                   Actually, if you watch those commercials, girls, none of them ever mention any specific addiction.  But there is one in particular, which I am sure goes ignored.

                                   Remember the famous "Seinfeld" episode on muffin tops????????  There is more truth to it, than one may realize!  Because I am developing a new addiction to them.

                                     When I take my afternoon 4PM break, at work, the first thing I have to do is leave the building, for the sake of my sanity.  I always have coffee--that is a given--but where I get the coffee, a deli up the street, they sell the most attractively topped muffins, and the best are these chocolate ones, filled with chocolate chips.  I have developed this nasty habit--now, remember, I am also trying to lose weight!!!!--of buying a muffin, taking it with the coffee to a nearby park, scrunching up in a corner, so I can use a landscape ledge as a table, and covetously munch on the muffin top.  I like to pull the chocolate chip individually from the muffin, and have it melt in my mouth, with the coffee!  Better than LSD, even though I never took it!  Then, I start picking off and around the crunchy top, because that crunchiness gives a great high, too. especially since it is chocolate.  There is always the disappointing eventuality  of no more top, because who wants the gushy cake part??????  Someone has to invent a muffin that is all top!  Like butch men, in a gay bar!!!!!!!!!

                                    I have to rid myself of this addiction, but I do not think Passages Malibu can help. Maybe another trip back to Mother Miriam in New Orleans, which would do wonders, anyway!

                                     And, of course, Monsieur and I are thin king of getting married this year!  A Summer Wedding!  Me, a June bride--maybe!!!!   My addictive thinking has got to the point where I am thinking of having the wedding cake be one gigantic chocolate chocolate chip muffin top, which people can just randomly pick from!  Yummy!!!!!!!!!!

                                      But, how will my cake designer handle it???????????????