Paula Returns Tomorrow Night, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                         The wait has been a long one, darlings, but tomorrow night Paula Zahn is back "On The Case," and I cannot wait to see what hair and outfits she wears. Then there is that school girl earnestness that she thinks passes for journalistic integrity, which makes Paula's delivery so unique.  Who would think such incompetence could be so distinctive?????

                         And I wonder what cases she will be examining.  How about Kevin Sweat?  He is the piece of scum from Weleetka, Oklahoma (what a name for a town; no wonder he is a killer!!!!) who, back in 2008, murdered 11-year-old Skyla Whitaker, and 13-year-old Taylor Paschal-Placker, one morning, as the two girls were walking to their homes, following a sleepover at a friend's house.  He shot them to death.

                         Sick bastard!  And the police didn't crack this case, until Sweat murdered his fiance, Ashley Taylor.  This would be perfect for Paula to open with; while Sweat rots his life away deservedly in prison, she can probe him quizzically, with questions like, "What was it LIKE to pull that trigger?"  And, to the girls" distraught parents, distraught them even more, by asking, "How do you FEEL about what happened to your daughters.?"

                        "The truth always tells a story, " says Paula.  But the truth is, Paula's stale act is so high camp it keeps getting renewed!!!!!  So, tune in tomorrow night, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            We can all dish about what Paula wore, the next day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!