Why Can't Poor Paula Zahn Face Joan?????????????

                               Is Paula Zahn homophobic?  I have begun to wonder, because, sometimes, darlings, the way she dresses gives one pause.  On her recent current season show, she was in a nicely cut black dress, with  an angular neck that was becoming, as it did not reveal too much, but could have done with a bit of accessorizing around her neck!

                                  But, oh my God!   Earlier, last Sunday, we watched an old Paula episode, where she came on, dressed in a blue sweater, over which she had a light brown leather jacket!!!!!!!!!!  You have got to be kidding!  My first reaction upon seeing it was that she had been distracted, and just buzzed into the studio late, on her Harley Davidson!!!!!!!!!!  Don't let that Paula fool you, girls; she is a wild one!  She is known to sizzle between the sheets!

                                   If she is too phobic to get in touch with gay personal assistants, then she needs to contact Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police.  I am telling you, Joan will give Paula a good going over!  I would bet anything she has been dying to, and let me tell you, that is something I would like to see!!!!!!!!!!!
After the Joan treatment, Paula would never make any fashion fauxs again!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     Just like Selena Gomez will never make another spelling error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!