Happy Birthday, Today, To Celia Keenan-Bolger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      First of  all,  girls, I  cannot  believe Celia is 43.   Believe me,  I never looked so  good,  when  I was that age!

                                        Secondly,  it is a  disgrace that  PLAYBILL, the home for all things New York Theatre, and who have sited other luminaries on their natal day, did  not even mentnion Celia.

                                         Not only is she an active memeberr of the Theater Community,  she has won a TONY Award!!!!!!!!!!!!  You hear that,  PlLAYBILL?  Are there no  Theater Queens on  the  staff?   Is it now  populaated  by straights?  God  forbid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           So, it  is  up  to me  to right this grievous  wrong.  Happy Birthday, Celia, and many more.  Celebrate in any way you please; my suggestion would be a chocolate cake  with vanilla  white frosting.  Darlings, on  Celia,  it won't  even show!

                                             Happy Birthday to  Celia Keenan-Bolger!  From  all Theater Queens,  especiall  I,  The Raving!

                                               Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                And  please tell us who does  your hair! It is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!