Girls, It Is Time To Revive "Queen For A Day"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sure some of my girls have been wondering when I would get around to this, as so many of us are of a Certain Age to remember this kitsch classic. I used to watch it from my playpen. It was a combination of "Let's Make A Deal" and the annual Christmas newspaper poll of Neediest Cases. The most hard luck story mentioned on this show gets a prize--like a washing machine, egg beater; in other words, any appliance that keeps the woman in the kitchen working!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, girls, it is a New Dawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For starters, MY "Queen For A Day" has been updated to encompass gay men ONLY. Instead of a hard luck story, only those who declare themselves the MOST FABULOUS, and why, get a prize. And the composition of prizes has changed, too--fuck those home appliances, bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Today's Prizes Include--

1. A Free Gym Membership.
2. A Gift Certificate To The Designer Store of Your Choice.
3. A One Year Subscription To VOGUE.
4. Complimentary Tkts For Two To "Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert!"
5. A Complete DVD Set Of "The Golden Girls".
6. An Autographed Broadway Poster of "Funny Girl."
7. A Collection Of Titan Media DVD's.
8. Dinner For Two At One If By Land, Two If By Sea.
9. A Time Share On Fire Island.
10.The Chance To Portray Mama Rose In Your Own Production Of "Gypsy."

Now, these are prizes worth vying for, darlings!!!!!!! Wish I could win some, or at least hand them out!!!!! But doesn't this beat that 1950s domestic crap???????

Domesticate, THIS, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!