Dig The Hot Guy, In The French's Mustard Commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              I don't think it is any coincidence at all, girls, that this ad becomes more noticeable and visible, during Gay Pride Week. Mmmmmmmmmmm, what a specimen!  Check out his hot dog!!!!!!!!!

                               To think that French's, America's foremost manufacturer of dehydrated and prepared foods, (many in the 60's were fooled into thinking the French's potatoes they were served for dinner, was actually real!!!!!!!!!!) might actually turn out to be gay friendly.  Even if the ad ends with the mustard splattering onto the burger bun of a female, the camera certainly dwells a lot longer on him, than her!!!!!!!  Uh-huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They know what picnic audience they are courting!

                                And, while he may be Aryan, darlings, he is not some neo-Nazi, about to sing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me," like the Pillsbury Strudel Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

                                 Wouldn't we all love to have him at our barbecue, and cut the mustard?????  Miss Lucy was right about Boss Finley, but she'd be wrong about this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    He is one Sweet Bird Of Youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!