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Your assignment tonight, girls, has to do with Rhoda Penmark, and "The Bad Seed," which when it comes to bitches and bitchery, cannot be beat!
You are to write an essay on the following topic--"Would Claude Daigle Have Turned Out Homosexual, If Rhoda Had Not Killed Him?"
Darlings, let me tell you--OF COURSE! When your mother is an alcoholic ridden Eileen Heckart, and your father a nebbishy Frank Cady, plus you are menaced at school by a juvenile, Swiss Miss dressed bitch, of course you are going to end up homosexual! And being taught in school, by that repressed lesbian, Miss Claudia Fern, who definitely had the hots for Nancy Kelly, as Christine! She and Leroy might have gotten into a fight over her!!!!! Now, going by 1956, when the film takes place, Rhoda and Claude are both 8, meaning they were born sometime in 1947 or 1948. If alive today, both would be 67 or 66. Senior Citizens.
Just think about it, darlings! If Rhoda had not been a sociopath, she and Claude might have become friends, and she his first role model and Fag Hag! By the time he had matured, Claude might have gone off to New York or San Francisco, where he would have cracked the gay scene, maybe ended up on drugs, as his mother was an addict, or maybe he would have had artistic talent, and ended up in a company of "HAIR!!!!!!!!!!" Then he could go to all the cast reunions, with Shelley Plimpton, and everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Stanley Kowalski might have said, "Oh, his future is mapped out for him, all right!" It would have been a better one, had Claude been allowed to stay alive!
Alas, he wasn't without whom, Rhoda would never have become one of our iconic bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see your essay top this, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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