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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Join Me Tomorrow Night, Girls, For This Special Treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           Nancy Archer, a former mental patient, living in the dessert country of either California or Arizona--no wonder she went nuts!!!!!!!!!-- is on a drunken driving jaunt one evening, to get away from philandering husband, Harry (William Hudson), who is out on the town with his slut mistress, Honey Parker, played by Yvette Vickers.  Nancy sees a giant white globe land, and a gigantic man with hair  atop his hands--so the palms must be, too, indicating he does a lot of masturbating!!!!--begin to approach her.  Why not, she is the only looking thing she sees, even if, drunk, she is not at her best.

                                             That is the start of "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman," the 1958 classic that I hope you will join me for tomorrow night, girls, at Chelsea Classics, with Hedda Lettuce, because this is going to be a hoot!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, Yvette Vickers alone!   Gay boys growing up in the 60's. who watched this on TV, learned all about how to be a slut from Yvette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                               And that scene, when they discover she has grown, the size of the hand, and the screaming nurse!  I am telling you, it is the best.  Not to mention some the dialogue, which would make Joseph L. Mankiewicz, who wrote "All About Eve," wished he had written this--

                                                 " Nancy (bellowing):  I know where my husband is; he's
                                                            with that blonde!"

                                                 And Yvette, as Honey--"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaary, whaaaaaaaaat's goooooooooing ooooooooooooooon??????????????"

                                                  They just don't write them like that, anymore!

                                                  And here is Yvette, showing everyone how to be a slut!  As Cole Porter said, "Then get up, and shake that halo!"  No one shook it, like Yvette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And, if you want to see that nurse I was talking about, take a look at the famous introduction to "Chiller Theatre," which Channel 11 ran every Saturday night from 7:30PM to 9:00PM, in the Sixties!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to see you at Chelsea tomorrow night, girls, to meet, and greet, you all!!!!!!!!!


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