Paula Makes You Oversleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             Poor Paula Zahn!  She is really going down the tubes.  A key indicator is that ID, on Sundays, has stopped running old episodes of her "On The Case With......" show, prior to the current one at 10 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!  The second is that, even though she wore a respectably tailored outfit, like the one seen above, which showed some flesh, but in a tasteful, non-slutty way.  And the third is that, though she had a very interesting case, I fell asleep, so I did not get to hear who the perp was--though, as I found out later, I guessed right, because I know how these things work, darlings!!!!!!!!!

                               But, still and all, and what with having Columbus Day off, I still managed to sleep longer than I do, even on weekends, when I do sleep in!  That Paula just drains you!  As my beloved says, if this could be marketed, it would cure insomnia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                The case she was covering though, was really interesting!  Back in Bradford Ohio, in 2003, Jack Myers, 51, and his wife, Linda, 55, were murdered in their beds at home, while a four-year-old great grandson, was in the house, and witnessed the whole thing.  The kid was not killed, but the next morning, a Sunday, the child, who was only 4-years-old walked to a mile to a church and daycare center, saying the Myers were "melting," and asking for help.  Which led to the grisly discovery.

                                 How much the kid saw is not clear.  Whether the killer (who shot the couple at point blank range!!!) saw the child, and decided not to kill him, or had no  idea he was there, is not clear, either.

                                    And you k now who the perp turned out to be?  Jack's 25-year-old son, Gregg. of Piqua, Ohio, who shot his father and stepmother, so he could get his hands on the farm, of which he was the beneficiary.  Gregg had been having financial problems, and this is how he chose to solve it.

                                     Instead of the farm, Gregg got a Life Without Parole prison sentence!  Real smart, Gregg!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hope that kid who was in the house visits you in your cell, and spits in your face!  Not only murdering innocent people, but traumatizing a child for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     But not even such compelling drama could keep us from falling asleep on Paula, who just droned on tonelessly and endlessly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Wouldn't some elocution classes help, Paula, dear???????????????????????