Darlings, This Week We Honor One Of Our Most Beloved Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's winner is not really a bitch in the personal sense, but one who is adept at playing them. I am talking about none other than our current Bitch Of The Week Award Winner, and an Oscar winner to boot--Miss Louise Fletcher.

Girls, it's been known for years--if you need a bitch, call Louise. Nobody does it better, as Carly Simon says. From her breakthrough turn as Nurse Ratched in the 1975 "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest," to Olivia, the grandmother in "Flowers In The Attic" to Agnes Carpenter in "The Carpenters", a turn of the eye and a snarl of the voice from Louise is enough to set audiences atremeble with delight over what bitchery she will pull next. Honey, we cannot wait to see her in "Mother Dracula"--that would be a hoot!

And to think she is one of the sweetest people out there. Who can forget her touching tribute to her deaf mute parents at the Oscars, as she spoke to them in sign language before an audience of millions? Millions have thrilled to Louise's bitchery, and we look forward over more malice from her to come. I still think she could pull off the role of the demented mother--or maybe now make that grandmother--in a film version of Judi Miller's 1981 trash balllet classic, "Save The Last Dance For Me." Darlings, I would love to follow in Louise's footsteps as a first rate screen bitch. But till that day arrives we have the magnificent Miss Fletcher, and The Raving Queen congratulates her personally on this disttinctive honor!!!!!!!

We just LOVE you, Louise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!