Congratulations, Jodi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          This is just some celebratory week, girls, what with Saint Bernadette, "A Chorus Line," Jodi Arias....wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!  Did I just say Jodi Arias????? That's right, everyone, I want to congratulate Jodi--whom I just LOVE, darlings!!!!!!!!--for beating the death penalty rap and getting Life Without Parole!

                           Poor Jodi!  So misunderstood!  Good girl, with all the bad breaks!!!!!!!!  That Travis Alexander was some sexist, hypocritical pussy hound, who wanted Jodi for only one thing, when she was ready to give up everything!  No wonder she developed such severe equilibrium problems she slipped numerous times in that shower, with that knife!  But, she is not a cold blooded killer!  Oh, no!
Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!!!!!!!!!!

                             I see people in this town (NYC) every day, walking the street, who are much more dangerous than Jodi!  That is why I am so happy Jodi got Life. Now, she will paint from prison, write books, become an icon, and maybe all us fans can visit and have tea with Jodi!!!!!!!!!  There would be a lot to learn, wouldn't there, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                So, a belated, but heartfelt, congratulations to Jodi!!!!!!!!!!!

                                And, girls, don't tolerate crap from your boyfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!