It Is High Time This Bitch Was Named!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        It is very hard to like Gwyneth Paltrow, especially when she is continually doing things to displease, rather than endear her, to other people.  When I think of the promise she displayed during her film debut in "Flesh And Bone," 22 years ago, and realize what an interesting, edgy career she could have had, I should have known Gwyneth would have ended up as some kind of bitch, for she sold herself out for whatever Hollywood dished out to her, instead of going for things she should have, like "Boogie Nights" or "Titanic."

                         Oh, there was "Shakespeare In Love."  And "Emma."  She won an Oscar for the first, as Best Actress Of 1998; who could forget her self-indulgent speech when she wept for Grandpa??????  Oh, come on.

                           Let's face it, both those performances were coached, step by step, by Miss Paltrow's mother, Blythe Danner, the REAL actress. That "Shakespeare' Oscar should sit in Blythe's house, not Gwyneth's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             But, after Gwyneth got married, she got real strange.  Maybe she suffers from chronic post partum depression, though, at her age, she is approach menopause land.

                              First, she sets herself up as some kind of guru on child raising.  Yeah, right, just for moneyed yuppies like herself.  Next, she tries a cooking book--oh, come on!  Yoga, or whatever fad might serve her self serving purpose, is tried, as a way of doing something, since the acting offers have dried up, along with Gwyneth's youth!!!!!!!!!!!

                               And now the nerve--the COLOSSAL NERVE--to feign living like a Food Stamp mother on $29 a week!  Who are you kidding?  Like, you are going to eat SPAM, darling???????  Don't insult those who actually have to, you disgusting, self-serving bitch!

                                 You did it, Gwynnie!  You finally made it to the Raving Queen's Bitch Of The Week Award!  Where are we going to see you next?  Doing "Investigation Program" hosting, like Susan Lucci????????  Who does it better than you, anyway?????????

                                  Just shut your mouth, Gwyneth, you bitch!  No one wants to hear from you, anyway, and nobody cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Let your mother--BLYTHE--do the real acting!  Hell, she has been for nearly
50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!