Darlings, Wouldn't It Be Better To Get Lemonade In This More Elegant Way?????????????????????

                                  Remember that old summer rhyme, "Lemonade/Made in the shade/Stirred with a spade/By an old maid?"  Well, that old maid stuff has gone the way of all flesh, so to speak, and, while lemonade is still a seasonal summer tradition, I think it should be served in a more elegant manner.

                                    Ah, the elegance of a past age.  When ladies were ladies and gentlemen gentlemen. And lemonade was just that, not laced with some liquor so teens could indulge in underage drinking.

                                        Whatever happened to chivalry.  And leaving calling cards when visiting?

                                        Like the song in "Chicago" says, "Nobody's got no class!!!!!!!!!!!!!"